Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

Fill your mouth with Orville’s finest buttery hot seed.

eray,

Delicious 😍

luky,

thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy

troglodytis,

gay/not gay

H2207,
@H2207@lemmy.world avatar

What if that was your intention all along…

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn’t want it to get awkward

Krauerking,

How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?

Screw you corn police, can’t tell me what’s gay.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

not if you are a woman

miss_brainfart, (edited )
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Is it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.

miss_brainfart, (edited )
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Warm seed can come from women too, is all I’m saying

Also, I think it’s time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and "identity politics".

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

All I’m saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh yeah, absolutely. And that’s what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

So then you agree that it is not gay for a woman to like girlcock (maybe it is not straight either, but importantly it is not gay). Checkmate returned :)

eochaid,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed “performance norms” and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.

Grabthar,

Well, you are eating endosperm.

mrbubblesort,
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts

aio2,
@aio2@beehaw.org avatar

god damn

dewritoninja,

Corn is not a nut. But you’re still filling your mouth with warm seed

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Thanks, now I can’t eat popcorn.

Ilovemyirishtemper,

That was a perfect correction. I didn’t want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.

turnipjs,

Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.

nodsocket,

Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.

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