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artisanrox, 
ewwwwww brassist 😵💫 lololol
spicytuna62, 
As a trumpetist, I swear bro, it’s just condensation.
artisanrox,
DaCrazyJamez, Guitarist: the liquid is whiskey
SadSadSatellite, Hey now, don’t call me out like that
simonweiss, 
- for percussionist :)
name_NULL111653, Pianist here, can confirm.
SpaceNoodle, *Piaist
HerbalGamer, piaist?
qisope, 
yeah, they play the piao
Broodjefissa, This whole meme has more chromosomes than a special needs kid bus.
Akasazh, 
It’s piano without the ‘no’ put on.
Zink, 
Violist and yes, this is accurate
NocturnalMorning, Do you just not drink water?
TonyToniToneOfficial, 
Mind explaining that one? I came to the comments specifically to see why violinists would say that.
deegeese, I think it’s a joke about how there are never parts for the viola.
TonyToniToneOfficial, violist, ah, I misread the op as violinist.
Masimatutu, (edited ) Not really; if you ask a brass player, violists have more than enough to do. I meant it more like a standard viola joke that there is nothing going on in their heads :P
edit: fixed typo
BackOnMyBS, 
Why are they known for being dumb?
Masimatutu, The violin is a lot more prestigeful and has more difficult parts than the viola, so violinists kind of see them as those who wanted to play the violin but weren’t good enough. I guess it actually has to do more with the fact that nobody ever notices the viola since they are awkwardly in the middle, and that they therefore have less motivation to bother to count bars or play correctly in general. Either way they do tend to either forget to play or play the wrong notes every once in a while.
More information at Wikipedia.
SadSadSatellite, I was having a good time checking each one out, then the I got to the bassoonist and lost it.
Masimatutu, Here, have a hot bassoon pic you didn’t ask for
Masimatutu, Another pic you didn’t ask for (bonus points if you can name the piece)
SadSadSatellite, The notes make me want to say Alhambra, but the pieces of text I see look more like the man with no name theme
Masimatutu, C’mon, it’s about the most famous bassoon solo there is
(hint: it’s in tenor clef)
SadSadSatellite, You’ll have to forgive, my I played clarinet, and my classical training ended almost 20 years ago. Bassoonery? Maybe the halls of the mountain king?
Masimatutu, It’s the opening of The Rite of Spring by Igor Stravinsky :)
einlander, I’m a brassist and that stuff usually ends up on your or your neighbors shoes and clothes, or the floor.
BolexForSoup, 
Trumpet players dumping their spit valves on the floor all around their feet never ceases to disgust me lol
trollblox_, I play tuba, not really that gross, everyone does it in my band
yaminoEXE, They are marking their territory.
Player2, I think more disgusting would be if they collected it in a little cup and drank it
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