The equivalent of a gold star

robocall, 8 months ago

A novelty giant slice of pizza walking around with a standard size pizza box is like me carrying a tiny house and telling everyone it’s where I live.

Ghostalmedia, 8 months ago

That’s a brand new sentence.

jlow, 8 months ago

Extra points for the front to back basecap for instant doucheface recognition 👌

lugal, 8 months ago

When your boss invites you to a pizza party but instead of pizza, everyone gets such a costume and has to give it back afterwards for the next party

holycrap, 8 months ago

If working in corporate America has taught me anything they would expect everyone to provide their own costume and the party would be a one-off. And attendance would be mandatory. They would also announce bonuses for upper management, but no you don’t get one. Thanks for coming on such short notice!

hperrin, 8 months ago

Also it’s Domino’s.

holycrap, 8 months ago

I hear you can finance those now

Jessvj93, 8 months ago

Look at fancy over here, Caesar’s pizza is good for 10 minutes then turns into tonka toy plastic when its cooled.

BolexForSoup, 8 months ago

Papa John’s