Shinhoshi, 
BREAKING NEWS: The Mayor of New York City urges visiting UK citizens to please take a rat home with them (no financial reward for doing so)
EmperorHenry, 
Oh…sick burn in the replies there
Omega_Haxors, Sadly the opposite happened. The rats start speaking nonsense, getting really bad teeth, and stealing cultural monuments from other countries.
doingthestuff, At least they’re not French or German rats. Spanish rats are somewhere in the middle.
thorbot, There’s always gotta be that one guy. That one fucking racist guy.
doingthestuff, Nationalities are not races my dude. Coming from someone of generic European descent.
david, I am British and I love this.
obinice, 
u startin m8? u startin? me cousin’ll bang u out m8 raaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzz m8 quicktime quicktime
(hello from Manchester! 👋)
ShitOnABrick, 
YOU WOT M8 ILL FOOKIN BASH YEUR HEAD IN M8 FOOKIN FUMMIN
Lifebandit666, Ow do?
ijeff, 
bobs_monkey, On the internet, nobody suspects you’re a rat
FUCKRedditMods, You taking the piss bruv? my default assumption on the net is’at every cheeky git I talk to is a minging ratty boi
bobs_monkey, … Yes.
Cheez, On the internet, nobody suspects you’re a Pom.
ThunderclapSasquatch, Such a little cutie I love Dumbo rats
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