Treczoks,

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

rob64,

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

boonhet,

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

Treczoks,

Siiski on sul õigus.

Nalivai,

Eesti keelt pole olemas

boonhet,

Tõsi

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Sidenote, but as a Finn it’s always so fun to read or hear Estonian. Very often I can get at least the gist of what’s being said, and with this phrase I was like 75% sure of what it meant (the 25% comes from the fact that many Estonian words look familiar but actually mean something completely different than what I’d expect.) Finnic languages are pretty rare with like 7 million speakers total, so getting this “oh this language sounds so familiar” feeling isn’t exactly common for us.

Somebody actually did a fun video on this where a Finn and an Estonian tried to guess what the other was saying.

_MusicJunkie,

Sounds like the relationship between German and Dutch. To me as an Austrian, Dutch sounds like a drunk northern German speaking half English.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I studied German around 3000 years ago and Dutch feels somewhat more intelligible to me (at least when reading it, heh) compared to Estonian; it really does sound like someone took English and German and made them do unspeakable things to each other. German & Dutch definitely are a good enough comparison in any case, and I guess eg. Spanish, Portuguese, Italian and maybe Romanian might be too.

But even eg. Italian and German are related, even though it’s not immediately obvious. You Indo-European speakers are surrounded by related languages, and here’s us, the Estonians, the Sámi and a bunch of dying minority cultures in Russia speaking our crazy moon speaks that nobody understands.

_MusicJunkie,

I feel you. When I go to Hungary, my brain breaks. In most surrounding countries, I can sort of guess common words. “Exit” is more or less the same word (vychod) in all nearby Slavic languages for example. And then there’s Hungarian where it’s probably szönözökémül or something.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Lol szönözökémül. I get what you mean though, Hungarian is such a distant relative of Finnish that it’s not mutually intelligible with Finnish in any way, so it feels just as alien to me. The grammar has some familiar constructs and there’s like a handful of words that, when they were specifically pointed out to me and I was told it’s the same as some word in Finnish, I went “oh right I can see how those are related” but I would never have noticed them otherwise.

At least Finnish has related languages but eg. Basque speakers will never hear a foreign language that makes their brain go “I totally understand this! Trust me nothing will go wrong!”, and how sad is that?

juladuni,

Tere…

kennismigrant,

Tšau?

undeffeined,

Im rauch des orgasmus

Karyoplasma,

Rausch*

Empfehle den zweiten Teil. Die Story ist echt gut und Michaela spielt den Flohwalzer auf nem Klavier.

undeffeined,

I have no idea what it actually means. When on an exchange program many years ago, a drunken Finn taught me that

Karyoplasma, (edited )

“Im Rausch des Orgasmus” is a famous, now vintage, porn series with acclaimed German porn actress Michaela Schaffrath under her stage name Gina Wild. It means something like “The buzz of orgasms”.

undeffeined,

Thanks for bringing context to this!

NicestDicerest,

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ich hab Latein 💀

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Also learning swedish on duolingo for fun

Treczoks,

You forgot that they have English in school, too, sometimes starting in first grade already.

NicestDicerest,

Damn

fushuan,

had Spanish & French in school

Most of the German tourists I see either didn’t or did their damnest to not learn :_)

Karyoplasma,

I live 30km from the French border, had 10 years of French in school. I wouldn’t be able order bread.

meteorswarm,

其實這個美國人還會漢語

Masimatutu,

沒明白,你在說的是誰?

ZombieMantis,
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

Soy bilingue :)

UnverifiedAPK,

Git gut.

It’s not matter of intelligence, it’s a matter of importance.

DarkwinDuck,

I prefer git rebase usually.

Tabugti,

But you have to admit that git is good (gut).

DarkwinDuck,

Naja… Passt schon.

Paul_279,

Ö

Magnetar,

Ü

DarkwinDuck,

Ä!

skqweezy,

GuitarAbuser,

Å

Karyoplasma,

This ain’t it.

nx2,

HerrKai,
@HerrKai@feddit.de avatar

Guten Tag!

cashews_best_nut,

As long as they keep the Swamp Germans out I’m all for it.

mayonaise_met,

Who?

mayonaise_met,

Who?

cashews_best_nut,

Oh shit! They heard me.

mayonaise_met,

Who?

Etterra,

I have to block so many German language subs. I don’t speak German, stahp!

hoch,

meanwhile i’ve been subscribing to so many german language subs because their memes are top-tier

vinhill,

Ich bin entzückt, dass ihnen unsere MaiMais zusagen.

kennismigrant,

They are either funny or “heheh, German humor”

Karyoplasma,

Nimm dir dein Hochwähli ab, Bruder.

Granixo,
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar
boomzilla,

Rinnstein Kids

Holzkohlen,

All those sexual assault allegations? Yeah, no. Those guys can fuck right off.

bort,

lawblog.de/…/lindemann-und-die-medien-das-armutsz…

tldr: the case was dropped because not a single witness could be found that would confirm any of those sexual assault allegations in front of police/prosecution

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Not like that denies that it didn’t happen.
Witnesses could have been pressured.

DmMacniel,

Or they were full of shit from the get go. Should that mean that they stay with a ruined reputation?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I am saying this with the knowledge of

the case was dropped because not a single witness could be found that would confirm

Of course if they are innocent, all power to them to defend themselve. Wouldn’t want such a dark situation happen to myself and also hope the people around would just trust me.

Rezzit,

Since only the people who knew the names of these women are the journalists Rammstein had to pressured them first. And that didn’t happen. There is no conspiracy here.

zepheriths,

They like David hasselhoff

EherVielleicht, (edited )

He united us!

catharso,
@catharso@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

boomzilla,

Immer noch ist die Suche am weitergehen…

Treczoks,

Not all of us do.

CCF_100,

Is there a FOSS translation API that can be integrated into Lemmy?

I_Clean_Here,

Germans like this FOSS shit

ModsAreCopsACAB,

Nooo I’m germaphobic

SickDuck_,

Hallo!

ModsAreCopsACAB,

AAAAAAaaaaaa

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Man sieht sich!

ModsAreCopsACAB,

Why are you clapping back with an insult to someone making a joke…?

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Huh, “Man sieht sich” means “See you” and is not an insult or am I missing something?

I was just responding that bc I thought you “Reeee’d” out (a.k.a rage quitted) :')

ModsAreCopsACAB,

Oh, when I translated it, it auto detected dutch for some reason and was something along the lines of “man sees himself”. Which considering my own comment… So, sorry for the confusion!

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Ah, yeah, the word by word translation would be “One sees each other”

Mann with double n would be man /

man with one n is some(one)

Anyways sry for the first time shocker, mate xD

Illegal_Prime,

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

Treczoks,

Auf jeden Fall!

manucode,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Melde mich zum Dienst!

smokedclover,

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

theFibonacciEffect,

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

TotallyNotSpez,

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

Killing_Spark,

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Für eine personalisierte Antwort bitte ich Sie den Schein A38 einzureichen

RangerOs,

Wo bekomme ich den?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Beim Schalter 1.
Korridor links, letzte Tür rechts.

philipsdirk,

KLOPF KLOPF

ElmarsonTheThird,
@ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de avatar

Wenn sie ein Schiff zulassen wollen, müssen Sie runter zur Hafenkommandatur!

RangerOs,

Ist der Antrag auch per Fax möglich?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nur per Einschreiben.

RangerOs,

Ach ne, im Geld schwimme ich jetzt auch nicht.

z500,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar

I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It’s so wholesome.

mindbleach,

I’ve been online for twenty-five years. There has been one constant: writing bad German summons an actual German to helpfully correct you.

Magnetar,

Works with bad English, too. We love correcting people.

mindbleach,

And adding “sorry for any imperfect grammar; English is not my native language.”

ParsnipWitch,
EternalNicodemus,
@EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world avatar

More like nazis everywhere here in brazil after 1945 💀

bennypr0fane,

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it’s chock full of Germans there!

name_NULL111653,

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Guildo,

Du Nazi!

Ozymandias1688,

Fraktur = nazi? etwa ein /s verloren?

Guildo,

Du Grammarnazi!

DarkwinDuck,

Hä?

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