moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I don’t usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

Treczoks,

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

rob64,

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

boonhet,

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

Treczoks,

Siiski on sul õigus.

Nalivai,

Eesti keelt pole olemas

boonhet,

Tõsi

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Sidenote, but as a Finn it’s always so fun to read or hear Estonian. Very often I can get at least the gist of what’s being said, and with this phrase I was like 75% sure of what it meant (the 25% comes from the fact that many Estonian words look familiar but actually mean something completely different than what I’d expect.) Finnic languages are pretty rare with like 7 million speakers total, so getting this “oh this language sounds so familiar” feeling isn’t exactly common for us.

Somebody actually did a fun video on this where a Finn and an Estonian tried to guess what the other was saying.

_MusicJunkie,

Sounds like the relationship between German and Dutch. To me as an Austrian, Dutch sounds like a drunk northern German speaking half English.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I studied German around 3000 years ago and Dutch feels somewhat more intelligible to me (at least when reading it, heh) compared to Estonian; it really does sound like someone took English and German and made them do unspeakable things to each other. German & Dutch definitely are a good enough comparison in any case, and I guess eg. Spanish, Portuguese, Italian and maybe Romanian might be too.

But even eg. Italian and German are related, even though it’s not immediately obvious. You Indo-European speakers are surrounded by related languages, and here’s us, the Estonians, the Sámi and a bunch of dying minority cultures in Russia speaking our crazy moon speaks that nobody understands.

_MusicJunkie,

I feel you. When I go to Hungary, my brain breaks. In most surrounding countries, I can sort of guess common words. “Exit” is more or less the same word (vychod) in all nearby Slavic languages for example. And then there’s Hungarian where it’s probably szönözökémül or something.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Lol szönözökémül. I get what you mean though, Hungarian is such a distant relative of Finnish that it’s not mutually intelligible with Finnish in any way, so it feels just as alien to me. The grammar has some familiar constructs and there’s like a handful of words that, when they were specifically pointed out to me and I was told it’s the same as some word in Finnish, I went “oh right I can see how those are related” but I would never have noticed them otherwise.

At least Finnish has related languages but eg. Basque speakers will never hear a foreign language that makes their brain go “I totally understand this! Trust me nothing will go wrong!”, and how sad is that?

juladuni,

Tere…

kennismigrant,

Tšau?

undeffeined,

Im rauch des orgasmus

Karyoplasma,

Rausch*

Empfehle den zweiten Teil. Die Story ist echt gut und Michaela spielt den Flohwalzer auf nem Klavier.

undeffeined,

I have no idea what it actually means. When on an exchange program many years ago, a drunken Finn taught me that

Karyoplasma, (edited )

“Im Rausch des Orgasmus” is a famous, now vintage, porn series with acclaimed German porn actress Michaela Schaffrath under her stage name Gina Wild. It means something like “The buzz of orgasms”.

undeffeined,

Thanks for bringing context to this!

NicestDicerest,

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ich hab Latein 💀

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Also learning swedish on duolingo for fun

Treczoks,

You forgot that they have English in school, too, sometimes starting in first grade already.

NicestDicerest,

Damn

fushuan,

had Spanish & French in school

Most of the German tourists I see either didn’t or did their damnest to not learn :_)

Karyoplasma,

I live 30km from the French border, had 10 years of French in school. I wouldn’t be able order bread.

meteorswarm,

其實這個美國人還會漢語

Masimatutu,

沒明白,你在說的是誰?

ZombieMantis,
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

Soy bilingue :)

UnverifiedAPK,

Git gut.

It’s not matter of intelligence, it’s a matter of importance.

DarkwinDuck,

I prefer git rebase usually.

Tabugti,

But you have to admit that git is good (gut).

DarkwinDuck,

Naja… Passt schon.

_cnt0,
@_cnt0@feddit.de avatar

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

Orangenkuchen,

Das tut niemand.

manucode,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Hallöchen Popöchen

gigachad,

GUTEN MORGEN

Khorgor666,
@Khorgor666@feddit.de avatar

Sie haben geläutet?

Illegal_Prime,

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

Treczoks,

Auf jeden Fall!

manucode,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Melde mich zum Dienst!

smokedclover,

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

theFibonacciEffect,

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

TotallyNotSpez,

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

Killing_Spark,

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Für eine personalisierte Antwort bitte ich Sie den Schein A38 einzureichen

RangerOs,

Wo bekomme ich den?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Beim Schalter 1.
Korridor links, letzte Tür rechts.

philipsdirk,

KLOPF KLOPF

ElmarsonTheThird,
@ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de avatar

Wenn sie ein Schiff zulassen wollen, müssen Sie runter zur Hafenkommandatur!

RangerOs,

Ist der Antrag auch per Fax möglich?

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nur per Einschreiben.

RangerOs,

Ach ne, im Geld schwimme ich jetzt auch nicht.

z500,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar

I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It’s so wholesome.

PelicanPersuader,
@PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org avatar

I don’t speak German but I can if you’d like.

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Ja, bitte :)

SternburgExport,

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

_cnt0,
@_cnt0@feddit.de avatar

Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf’m Sack und schon ein’ auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

P’auf’s Maul?

_cnt0,
@_cnt0@feddit.de avatar

Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz’ gibt’s Maul!

JackNapier,
@JackNapier@feddit.de avatar

Me too / ich auch

Ranslite,

Guten Tag

Ozymandias1688,

Reichtangle intensiviert…

atlasraven31,

Wunderbar.

doingthestuff,

When life gives you schnitzel, you travel to other places.

fluke,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

Ze Hermans are gere

zepheriths,

They like David hasselhoff

EherVielleicht, (edited )

He united us!

catharso,
@catharso@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

boomzilla,

Immer noch ist die Suche am weitergehen…

Treczoks,

Not all of us do.

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