chaosppe,
@chaosppe@lemmy.world avatar

Peeing while erect every day would be pretty difficult

bec,
@bec@lemmy.ml avatar

Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

The_Eminent_Bon,

Better to be loved than hated?

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

Whitebrow,

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

Dampyr,
radioactiveradio,

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

Holzkohlen,

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

Num10ck,

more importantly: which celebrity voice should it have while being like this? gilbert gottfried? samuel jackson? mike tyson? fran drescher? bill burr? sam kineson? paris hilton?

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

I like to cry on the toilet so I choose Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.

PeWu,

Bob Ross 💀

The_Eminent_Bon,

Devito as Frank

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Toilet: YES! YES! S H I T. IN. MY. M O U T H.

Johanno,

Shut up!

frobeniusnorm,

shit in my mouth! Cause thats some real love

https://piped.video/watch?v=NvEOwY27gW8&t=1

_danny,
LongbottomLeaf,

Oh hell yeah. I had forgotten about this scene. Odenkirk nails it.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I need an adult after watching that

thisisbutaname,

Take that you porcelain slut

nargacu83,
@nargacu83@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, it would be hilarious if your toilets hated you by calling you names every time you go take a dump.

devfuuu,

Yes.

JustMy2c,

Would it try to wake me up at 6am because it’s hungry, like my cat does? Would the sounds be cute or not? If cute, let it crave!

GrayBackgroundMusic,

Allen Pan keeps asking this question on the Safety Third podcast and it’s hilarious.

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