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Pat12, in This nail polish comes with a built in swatch

that nail was done terribly

OptimusPhillip, in When you call Wells Fargo, they play the instrumental intro to Material Girl
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Could they not afford The Wells Fargo Wagon?

jballs, in This nail polish comes with a built in swatch
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Is it just me or is that an unnecessarily long swatch?

Also there’s probably a dick joke in here somewhere…

TheActualDevil, in This nail polish comes with a built in swatch

That’s what that is! I had a couple colors from this company and knew that thing swiveled out but had no idea why. That makes sense.

menemen, in This nail polish comes with a built in swatch
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What is a swatch?

I_Fart_Glitter,

A color sample, usually for paint or fabric. Those cards at the hardware store with all the paint colors, the books at the carpet store with all the samples of color and texture options, online fabric stores will send you collections of swatches before you buy yardage.

menemen,
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Thx

superduperenigma,

A small sample of a color. Paint stores, for example, have color swatches that are small squares of paper in the colors they offer so you can bring them home and see how they look in the room you’re painting before making a purchase. In this case, it’s a fake nail in the color of the polish so you can see what your hand would look like with a nail that color before buying it.

Camilo,

TIL That looks like a useful word to know, and a good concept to keep in mind for consumers

menemen,
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Thx

sundrei, in This nail polish comes with a built in swatch
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Nailed it.

AllonzeeLV, in When you call Wells Fargo, they play the instrumental intro to Material Girl

It’s hilarious how many famous, greedy, capitalism condemning ballads get co-opted by greedy capitalists as their jams. Money from Pink Floyd especially.

It’s almost impossible to insult a capitalist for their greed, they just get new cruel ideas from it. Must be nice to live without the capacity for shame.

sin_free_for_00_days, in When you call Wells Fargo, they play the instrumental intro to Material Girl

I’m guessing a 50-some year old reliving their glory days, fully ignorant of the irony or just celebrating their lives asleep to the fact they are working for a shitty industry. But, if I’m honest with myself, I’m always thinking of the worst outcome. If it is an actual self-aware joust at the system from the inside, then that is pretty funny.

NegativeLookBehind, in This nail polish comes with a built in swatch
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Inserts tip of penis

Nice

riesendulli,

Updoot for smol pp energy. Go hard buddy

NegativeLookBehind,
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At least it looks pretty!

riesendulli,
sin_free_for_00_days, in This nail polish comes with a built in swatch

Am I the only one who was trying to find the time piece in the picture?

PaupersSerenade,
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I read ‘switch’ and I’m wondering what it could possibly actuate

siipale,

Not the only one. I was looking for a swiss time piece hidden somewhere on the bottle and wondered how could it be so tiny.

RIP_Cheems, in The awkwardly adorable way seals move on land is called "galumphing"
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Why does this sound like an incorrect spelling of galloping?

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Wild Pigs of Europe Are Highly Radioactive

in what area are they?

Mcballs1234, in The Colossal Capterpillar 797 Haul Truck
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How many miles per cat

sizzler, in The Colossal Capterpillar 797 Haul Truck

These are the types of tyres, that when they blow have inch thick steel cable in the side walls that could decapitate three men in a go. Ask me how I know…

Someguy89,

How do you know?

snooggums,
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They we're decapitated, obviously.

sizzler,

Didn’t find them til they didn’t report in for lunch…

can,

I’m so sorry

Squander, in Kit Kat’s coolest flavors aren’t sold in the US. Here’s why

I was ready for a feel good read, just to pass the time. Then NESTLE popped up, God they suck. So much for trying new kitkats, no skin off my back.

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