This bridge goes through the water and not over it, The Netherlands

Missnalgas, Is it a “bridge” though?
LEDZeppelin, It’s a bridge too far
Kerrigor, ![]()
Don't look a bridge horse in the mouth
MxM111, ![]()
or too low
buycurious, Feels like it’s more of a “trough” than anything else.
danc4498, It’s a dam.
MxM111, ![]()
You are dam right.
danc4498, 🤓
DauntingFlamingo, I’m going to get a pet beaver and name it God, so I can yell “God, dam it!” with impunity.
postmateDumbass, Double dyke dam?
TheBat, ![]()
It do b ridge
Entropy, I feel like that shit floods every time it rains lol. I’m curious how they would drain it.
Anticorp, Just drill drain holes in the bottom. Duh! Oh wait…
itsJoelle, I not proud my internal dialog went exactly like that.
bob_wiley, ![]()
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Stoneykins, Congratulations on being the smartest person in this thread so far, no one else has apparently ever heard of a pump before
heeplr, how they would drain it.
Since a lot of land is below sea level, the Netherlands basically dry pump their country all the time anyway.
rodhlann, ![]()
This looks like something someone would make in Rollercoaster Tycoon
Ryantific_theory, Even knowing it’s real, it feels like one of those photo-realistic concept art pieces, or a weird AI diffusion that screwed up how bridges work.
Ertebolle, Truman Show IRL
Skua, The Dutch, not content with merely driving the sea back, now seek to taunt and humiliate it
567PrimeMover, ![]()
Not unlike the mighty Beaver, the Dutch have an instinctual drive to bend water to their will
RooRLoord420, And much like the beaver, many of our artificial flavors are made from the expressed anal glands of the Dutch.
TvanBuuren, We try our best ;)
Ryumast3r, Do you really? Because I hear from Europeans they hate you.
I joke because personally I love the Dutch, but not necessarily Amsterdam. Such a great country.
The Danes have you beat in friendliness though I think… They’re so damn happy I can’t understand it.
megasin1, You’re thinking of a caricature from Austin powers.
Risk, OP’s image needs to be captioned with your comment and then ever so slightly jpegified. chef’s kiss
AnarchistArtificer, I have no idea why you think it would be improved by slight adding of jpeg, but I agree, and I don’t know why. It feels like meme salt. Or maybe meme umami
Skua, It's a matter of time before we start manually adding iFunny banners at the bottom for authenticity
Swedneck, ![]()
Ryumast3r, If you hit source (jerboa) on the image you get this:

appel, 😗👌
Plaid_Kaleidoscope, ![]()
Fucking masterpiece
Obi, ![]()
And it was the result of beautiful team work. Good job team, I hope that meme takes off.
tkk13909, Beautiful
Scribbd, EDIT: Linky as tall images don’t do well in web, unless you are an ant.
Risk, Has polandball come across to the fediverse yet?
Dagnet, Dutch people really hate water huh
RagingNerdoholic, That looks like a neat experience until there’s a slight breeze.
GaleFromCali, What’s this Minecraft world’s seed?
LazerFX, ![]()
Even the history of this is fascinating. This is the "Moses Bridge", and it's a renovated part of the old dyke system that was used to prevent attacking armies from getting in - because the dykes and levee's had blocked the sea so effectively, they realised they could stop attackers by... flooding them out. Literally.
When it came to renovate this area, they wanted to provide access without denigrating the fact it was an old defensive structure, hence this unique sea-level bridge.
heeplr, (edited ) The world loves dutch pragmatism. “You don’t want this? Well, fuck it. We just do it that way then. Everyone happy? Fine. Done.”
Germans could learn a thing or two…
postmateDumbass, Is there an underpass for fish and such?
azdood85, Naw, fish can jump over or pound sand.
CloudMunch, No, there’s a fish bridge just off scene.
dedido, I imagine that the footpath has holes at the bottom to allow any excess water to drain out.
LostXOR, That would just make it flood through those holes.
TheWorstNL, Woooosh
Pat12, And if it floods then…?
RGB3x3, Then you go around, duh.
Swedneck, ![]()
it doesn’t flood, this is the netherlands
sheepyowl, Holy shit this comment fucking killed me. It’s so funny.
I understand that a flood in the Netherlands would spell catastrophe but it sounds like the water just can’t flood there, because it is the Netherlands, not because of the amazing stuff that they built
Lux, Why do you think water evaporates in the mincraft nether?
Obi, ![]()
It definitely just gets accepted as a fact of life that the Dutch water works just fucking work.
Swedneck, ![]()
The water could flood, but it knows it would be met with swift draining of another polder in retaliation.
The sea simply behaves out of sheer intimidation.
Kallioapina, ![]()
Now they are just mocking climate change and the rising seas, and asking some eldritch sea gods to punish them.
ProximaC, So it’s the Berlin Wall for fish…
vaultdweller013, “Fuck you fish” -The Dutch apparently
mrmanager, ![]()
Wow. There is very small margin for overflowing here…
oatscoop, There’s probably an overflow spillway for the whole pond out of frame.
Shou, Correct. That bridge is meant to flex on water control. This is near a place that is susceptible to river floods.
Obi, ![]()
Don’t worry the Dutch know what they’re doing when it comes to water.
Ryumast3r, That just adds to the fun.
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