12 year old string cheese
I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
floppy, 
🤮
musicworld, How does it taste?
Rocketpoweredgorilla, 
Judging by the looks of it, bacon.
snooggums, 
Cheese jerky!
Sabre363, Nicely aged
expatriado, extra sharp
Gork, Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.
FlyingSquid, 
SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
TomMasz, 
Quite possibly your last meal.
NocturnalMorning, Are you sure that’s not poo from a severely constipated person?
squaresinger, The result of the no-poop-challenge.
m_r_butts, deleted_by_author
Turious, I look forward to seeing OP on Chubbyemu.
Wogi, OP, a 38 year old man ate 12 year old string cheese, THIS is what happened to his colon.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I’d like to see his colon.
nickhammes, Too bad, now it’s a semicolon
FARTYSHARTBLAST, 
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
RagnarokOnline, Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!
Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, Eat it.
Pirky, 
Moldly interesting
gressen, It is rock hard.
That’s what she said.
Catoblepas, You know you can’t not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it’s the same color all the way through or if it’s got rings!
soupspoon, Ooh good call, OP please do this!
rockhstrongo, 
Stay posted…
FARTYSHARTBLAST, I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
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