12 year old string cheese
I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
TheLurker, (edited ) I believe you first need to trim the pellicle before you serve up that dry aged cheese.
realitista, I double dog dare you.
Catoblepas, You know you can’t not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it’s the same color all the way through or if it’s got rings!
soupspoon, Ooh good call, OP please do this!
rockhstrongo, 
Stay posted…
soupspoon, Hot.
J12, They would eat that shit on the walking dead.
FartsWithAnAccent, 
It belongs in a museum!
Blizzard, So do you!
TubeTalkerX, Aged to Perfection!
m_r_butts, deleted_by_author
Turious, I look forward to seeing OP on Chubbyemu.
Wogi, OP, a 38 year old man ate 12 year old string cheese, THIS is what happened to his colon.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I’d like to see his colon.
nickhammes, Too bad, now it’s a semicolon
Swim, /moldlyinteresting
FlyingSquid, 
SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
TomMasz, 
Quite possibly your last meal.
NocturnalMorning, Are you sure that’s not poo from a severely constipated person?
squaresinger, The result of the no-poop-challenge.
Migillope, You can’t convince me this isn’t a baguette
FARTYSHARTBLAST, 
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
gressen, It is rock hard.
That’s what she said.
musicworld, How does it taste?
Rocketpoweredgorilla, 
Judging by the looks of it, bacon.
snooggums, 
Cheese jerky!
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