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magic_lobster_party, in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

Bill writes spaghetti code.

Bill is not smart.

Don’t be like Bill.

drew_belloc, in Programposting
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graycube, in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

I hate fixing other people's code. It is one of the reasons I don't like letting an AI write my code first draft either.

dylanTheDeveloper, in Bill is a pro grammer
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Bill should have his own special branch, Bills Branch

Haus, (edited ) in Bill is a pro grammer
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This is what I call a 'pro grammer move.'

clearleaf, in Works on my machine

They did it! They passed the turing test!

Palacegalleryratio, in Works on my machine

You know what, this is on us. Chat GPT is just a prediction engine that tries to say what words it thinks follow a preceding prompt, and it’s looked at millions of examples (written by us) and it’s seen hapless clients and users complain about bugs and be told: “user error, works fine” so often chatGPT just thinks it’s just the culturally accepted polite response to a bug report, in the same way as responding to “thank you” with “you’re welcome”. This is a dark mirror on our profession.

xx3rawr, in Works on my machine

The AI is taking over us

steventrouble, in The truth about the OpenAI drama - The Code Report

tl;dw: the video makes bunch of theories, then says none of them make sense. We still don’t know.

GissaMittJobb, in the myth of type safety

It’s all bits in registers at the end of the day, and they all have the only type a bit can have

lvxferre, (edited ) in The truth about the OpenAI drama - The Code Report
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My guesses:

  • Toner’s role is being underplayed by the video. She’s potentially calling Altman out, for underrating the dangers of AI.
  • At least Altman is lying about something - about how much OpenAI is going towards AGI in the short term. The above might’ve bought the bullshit fully, while Sutskever knows that it’s bullshit.
  • I’m not sure if the board is also lying or not.
  • The boiling point was likely OpenAI potentially receiving some cash grant from some scummy party, that would be in a moral grey area considering the "non-"profit goals of the company.
  • Everybody will get a bit more of free popcorn for a while. 🍿 This mess is far from over.
lseif, in We've come a long way baby

normalize memes with monospace font

griD, in We've come a long way baby

I really like how my meme proliferates along this 'verse :) I hope the discussions ITT are as nice as in mine.

dingleberry, in haha patents

Even more likely: have been using GPL libraries without a care in the world.

onlinepersona, in Yes

The dude on the right is some neckbeard who yells “RTFM” and “i use Arch btw ;)” IRL.

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