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9point6, in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

More days per day

bleistift2, in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

Frequent flyer?

lurch, in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

Did you live on a very fast spaceship maybe?

… or did you travel back to the start of 2023 multiple times, trying to fix the world? It would explain a lot of things.

0x4E4F, in Rust project startup kit
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, that escalated rather quickly.

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Revisiting code I wrote last year
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I was once like “🤨… what drugs was I on when I wrote this 🤨”. Comments didn’t help, I must’ve been under the influence of something, it didn’t make any sense.

The weird thing is, it works 😂.

fidodo,

You gotta comment what drugs you were on when you wrote the code

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Darn, forgot to do that.

NounsAndWords, in Revisiting code I wrote last year

Considering last year was six days ago…I agree.

NeverNudeNo13, in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

I mean you could always substitute a witch if you are unable to source the live duck…

CJOtheReal, in Always

Bugs come out at night the most, so its just natural to hunt them in the dark.

brokenlcd, in Always

I’m not sure why but i just flat out work better at night when everyone is asleep, pretty mutch all of the “last modified” time on my project files is from 10 pm to 3 am

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My sweet spot is 1am to 4am no joke.

BiggestBulb,
@BiggestBulb@kbin.run avatar

Same here

xmunk,

I’ve been working remotely from Barcelona for three months… My hours are 3pm to 11pm local time, it’s fucking bliss.

xor,

no distractions…
one metaphor i heard is, holding a program in your head is like building a house of cards, every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

ripcord,

every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

Holy moley.

I guess this is why programmers generally don’t do construction.

xor,

house of cards

Croquette,

Some people are more diurnal, some are more nocturnal.

My productivity peak is between 8PM and 11PM, but with kids this is impossible.

sbv, in Always

Alternatively, the first three panels could be answering 734 emails, 6383 slack messages, and avoiding two required trainings.

Jeremyward,

Along with 6 meetings and scrum session

not_woody_shaw,

Multiple scrums for multiple projects.

Ursapharm, (edited ) in Always

Why are we like this 😩

Vile_port_aloo,
@Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world avatar

This is how I study. :(

sudo_shinespark, in Always

Replace those first two panels with sneaky napping and this is perfect

TBooneChickens, in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic

To be fair, they probably meant “this year, you reached 915 days with us”

420stalin69,

You do not gotta give it to them

Digital_man, in Always

Been trying to understand why I’m like this and I’m noticing the minute the sun starts going down , I become more focused.

I think this is because the sun is no longer a massive glaring ball of gas my brain has to manage.

I can’t tell if my hypothesis has any scientific validity but it’s what I tell my managers.

UnfortunateShort, in Rust project startup kit

It’s a matter of perspective. If the game is Tic-Tac-Toe and the system a basic RISC SOC with open firmware this might be a fun project :P

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