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Kid_Thunder, in A box of DevOps

I didn't know that ansible-galaxy had a comic

redcalcium, in A box of DevOps

Could’ve been worse. Could be unprettified json.

tja, in A lot of YAML
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Reminds me of

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8b64a666-c14b-4e49-9a59-b017556c09da.jpeg

F04118F, in A lot of YAML

Home Assistant back in 2019…

JackGreenEarth, in A lot of YAML

What’s the original?

Tb0n3, in Bingo

If the guy on stage was any kind of self-aware that would be really demoralizing to hear somebody yell bingo in the middle of your pitch.

cupcakezealot, in JavaScript's days are numbered
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

slides £20 across the table make it end tomorrow

EmergMemeHologram, in JavaScript's days are numbered

Partitioning by integer secobds is dumb.

Just assign 0 to the start of time, 1 to the end of time, and every point between is represented by a double precision floating point number.

For all those who believe time is infinite please apply a logistic transformation to your dates.

chaorace,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Um excuse me time actually already ended in 1991

FiniteLooper, in JavaScript's days are numbered

No programming language should last 200,000 years

rubythulhu, in Think of the children

i meant it when i said -9. fuck that process.

kronicmage, in We did this to ourselves

This is referencing Philip Wadler’s 1989 paper “Theorems for Free”, which is fairly well known in the Haskell community: home.ttic.edu/~dreyer/course/papers/wadler.pdf

ezchili, in We did this to ourselves

What

r00ty, in They used coding and algorithms
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar 
function goingToCrashIntoEachother()
{
    // NYI
    return false;
}
Hephoh2, in Language

sry but correct french would be:

couleur = “(4*20+10+9)fafalala”;

Blamemeta, in I mean it could be right

When the metric is lines of code

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