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My cat when I'm 0.2 seconds late feeding him. (startrek.website)

I dont know if this was a fevered dream or it really happened, but what happened next was lady quark grabbed the yamok sauce and started pouring it all over its front and that’s how I knew I was Ferengi-sexual. Can we add an F to the acronym and a gold pressed latinum bar to the flag?

Rick Berman, for all his faults, was a John Hughes fan. (lemmy.world)

The Great Outdoors (1988)

Too much trouble (lemmy.world)

This community is great! Your memes are hilarious. I send them to my friends every day. My friends hate me. I love you though....

MRW my wife walks in the room and she's been dead for 4 years. (startrek.website)

Spoooooky

This is outrageous. Its unfair (startrek.website)

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some mechanistic bint lobbed a phaser at me, they'd put me away. (pixelfed.social)

Frakes using all of his acting ability to conquer the role of Sober (startrek.website)

Be the type of person who gets a sequel (startrek.website)

The Borg cube (startrek.website)

(not mine)

Gotta watch out for those hole in the wall Caitian black market shops. (lemmy.world)

Me everytime one of my brilliantly written memes falls flat :( (startrek.website)

I guess I should change my name to Stamets2 to get any love, you heathens!

Chiropractors hate them (startrek.website)

Me after 13 straight hours of staring at my cell phone (startrek.website)

These can get much worse, pray I don’t make it much worse any further.

There are exactly two types of Star Trek fans (startrek.website)

Me when another book length meme appears (startrek.website)

IRL Odo would probably talk like a sailor

PC Load Letter? Naw man, I don't know nothin' about that. (startrek.website)

Let me tell you something, pendejo (i.imgflip.com)

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the promenade, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes “pew.”