Star Trek: Canada
radix, 
I don’t know what the Comms officer looks like, or is wearing, but either his name is Rogers Bell, or her name is Bell Rogers.
negativenull,
distantsounds, Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine #4, I’m gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed, over.
ininewcrow, 
Worst case Ontario we won’t be able to land back at base
canis_majoris, (edited ) 
C’mon, use real space words, Rick!
Son_of_dad, Jokes on you, all the extras in discovery and SNW are Canadian! So are the crew who put the show together, so it’s essentially star trek made by Canada
n3m37h, And the new Strange New worlds is filmed in Toronto eh
We make all the best Treks
FlyingSquid, 
So’s The Shat.
negativenull, His picture is on the wall now.
FlyingSquid, Scotty was Canadian too.
negativenull, you’re killing me smalls
It’s been updated yet again
StillPaisleyCat, 
But you missed Alison Pill!
Our very own very nice Canadian Borg Queen.
EmmaGoldman, 
Was incredibly sad to not get to see some extremely Canadian energy on the USS Toronto.
LongbottomLeaf, Bubbles is in Engineering. Ricky and Julian are in the brig with Mariner.
negativenull, and Chris Hadfield walking around playing his guitar
Son_of_dad, You kidding? Engineering is just red green with a roll of duct tape
GreenMario, Engineer’s secret weapon.
n3m37h, If it can’t be fixed with duct tape or epoxy its prolly not worth fixing
GreenMario, (edited ) “Take off, Hoser” is an excellent warp phrase.
https://media.tenor.com/w5HEqe_9M_EAAAAM/hoser-take-off.gif
Chief Engineer:
Kolanaki, (edited ) 
Chief engineer
“We’ll just seal up this crack in the dilithium crystal with the handy man’s secret weapon; duct tape!”
negativenull, You know, that’s absolutely true. I ruined an icon :(
GreenMario, Or elevated it. Who knows lol
negativenull, Fixed
GreenMario, 😂
Stamets, 
Where’s the Timmies? Where’s the curling stone? Where’s the hockey stick? The moose?
POSER!
Klear, And where’s Shatner?
negativenull, His framed picture is on the wall
negativenull, Better?!?
Stamets, Where’s the Canadian Tire money? The maple syrup? The poutine? The Terry Fox? The Universal Healthcare?
negativenull, Star Trek has presumed Universal Healthcare. I fail at all the others.
ummthatguy, 
https://y.yarn.co/91643a90-5dec-4c1f-a76e-fb606704d684_text.gif
Unless… Is there no maple leaf on display?!
negativenull, Now with Tim Hortons right off the bridge
Fubar91, Let’s be real bud, there’d be a Tims on each side of the bridge, and ones always outta chocolate timbits.
negativenull, And a Canadian flag
ummthatguy,
negativenull, God, he’s so good at putting a smile on my face.
ummthatguy, We all miss him and his cheerful demeanor dearly.
negativenull, That’s Molson Synthale in the Captain’s chair, FYI
n3m37h, Glad its no cheap synthale from the south eh!
FlyingSquid, (edited ) American synthale’s got too low a synthohol content.
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