Mark Twain is an alias. His real name is Samuel Kirkens.
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DontRedditMyLemmy, Why I do declare!
gregorum, Well, I say, Madame Guinean, the visage of these verdant ghouls does trouble me deeply!
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gregorum, (edited ) [troubles deepened, dost declared!]
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All I can see here is mustache Cavill
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Holy shit, did you do the CGI for Justice League?
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If you’re gonna photoshop him at least give him his hot lips back.
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Maybe you should be sending your resumé to Zack Snyder.
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“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”
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My sister and I should try the Twain method to work out arguments to see if it really does work.
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As far as we’ve seen, it’s got a 75% success rate. Give it a go.
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“Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated”
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