I'm bleeding, making me the victor!
FlyingSquid, (edited ) 
“Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I’ll see you in about 10 years.”
ummthatguy, 
bfg9k, 
One!
Of us!
Is wearing!
A push up bra!
BeefPiano, I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!
ummthatguy, Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.
Zorque, 🎶The slimiest Cola in the Galaxy🎶
FARTYSHARTBLAST, (edited ) 
“I’m a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up.”
ummthatguy,
ElBarto, 
FARTYSHARTBLAST, [shoe squeaking intensifies]
Nastybutler, WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO WEEEEEE!
Potatisen, THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!
ininewcrow, 
Does a power kick to the child’s chest … yes he may return to his studies
Worf: … these instructors are way too lenient
FlatFootFox, 
Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!
Spot, 
I shall change my name to… Betty.
kholby, But… isn’t Betty…a woman’s name?
chowdertailz, Weeooweeeoo
DrPop, Tiger… Birdie…
xia, “Kick it”? (Rap beat starts playing)
HedonismB0t, “What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? … My ass!!”
Button777777, Chosen one!
Kolanaki, 
I’m coming!
CeruleanRuin, I feel like I’m missing something. I don’t understand anything going on in this thread.
ummthatguy, (edited ) Watch the movie Kung Pao! Enter the Fist. It’s a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dated jokes, but very fun/quotable.
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