ininewcrow,
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Alright kids … in today’s episode Voyager has a little oopsy daisy in the transporter room and combines two people into one new friend named Tuvix … let’s see what the Captain will do

gravitas_deficiency,

and that was the day the kids learned about crimes against sentience.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

…and children were traumatized for life.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Straight out the airlock? That wasn’t in the script

CeruleanRuin,

… Why?

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Because it would be entertaining

xylogx,

Is Mater a Kilingon ship?

CeruleanRuin, (edited )

Mater would be a Pakled tow-cruiser.

“We look for things to get 'er dun.”

ummthatguy, (edited )
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Needs the Pizza Planet truck tucked into the background.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e16e23b-f847-43c6-9ba4-e41c267e8f3d.jpeg

TrenchcoatFullofBats,

Now I’m imagining this universe’s version of the SNW musical episode: Klingon bluegrass boy band?

Truck nuts on the nacelles?

VindictiveJudge,

I think the truck nuts go below the rear shuttle bay. Mudflaps go on the nacelles.

mindbleach,

Opening theme replaced with The Eagle’s “Journey Of The Sorcerer,” confusing some British sci-fi fans.

The Klingons do an admirable version of Iron Horse’s Pickin’ On Modest Mouse.

tlqlI’-- nongqu’! / bogh nIjtaH mIllogh chenmoH’mo.
ghoplI’ bIrlaw’ / puS torDu’ bIr puS QemjIq’Daq Saq.
HurDaq, SIStaH, SudmoH ‘ej wov / bIrmo’ wovmoHwI’ tlhapqa’ maSvo’.
puv ron qa’Hom SoHvetlh / qawTah maH mohpu’ cha’ qa’meH wej.

gregorum,

“Computer: one cannabis brownie”

[zweeerp]

DestroyerOfWorlds,

“What if Spaceships had feelings?”

-Pixar

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

That’s just Farscape.

AngryCommieKender,

Or Lexx

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

I remember Andromeda, and I’m going to make it everybody else’s problem.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ec6bcbc7-406b-4a88-a3fe-9a3f6006c6fd.jpeg

JoeyJoJoJuniour,

I loved Andromeda, I can’t rewat it thought because it’s either awful, and I’ve ruined the memory or it’s good and I can’t watch a show with Kevin Sorbo anymore

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting universe and premise. It’s got noticeably lower production value than comparable Trek, but it’s decent for the first season and a half.

Robert Hewitt Wolfe, a writer who had worked on Deep Space 9 was the producer for the first season and a half. In the middle of the second season Sorbo and the network teamed up to push him out, and retooled the show to be much dumber and more actiony. It takes an immediate and embarrassing nosedive after that.

If you watch it, a good time to stop is when Trance Gemini turns from purple to gold colored.

JoeyJoJoJuniour,

I’ll keep that in mind. I love the premise and any sort of rebuilding an empire type thing.

oeverbloem,

“Oof ouch owie my warp core”

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bionicjoey,

I think you mean Cerritos

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You can always make your own show. They’re selling these on eBay.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c0a66b34-197b-4a82-999e-de274ad2972e.png

AngryCommieKender,

Oh dear… I’m having flashes of a “The Thunderbirds,” or “Team America; World Police” style movie being made with those…

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Gimme a the Thomas the Starship universe.

MelodiousFunk, (edited )
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar
Telodzrum,

What happens to the conscious self when the Enterprise D separates the drive section from the saucer section?

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like when zombies or Frankenstein’s monster pops their heads off for laughs.

NakariLexfortaine,

Babies First Existential Crisis.

MajorHavoc,

Good question. I imagine the saucer section retains all the nurturing family camper persona, while the naccelle section revels in having all the warp power, and occasionally reminds everyone that it thinks mainly with it’s battle bridge.

possiblylinux127,

I want this

dumbluck,
PochoHipster,

Only if Badgey can still be a baddie

GreenMario, (edited )

“I am speed. Coughcoughhackcough”

– Excelsior NX-2000

gregorum,

Pixar’s Shipz

Infynis,
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This is the universe Tarka was trying to get to

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Ka zoom!

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