Enterprise Bingo: 24th Century Edition
aka the “Yes, bloody D” Edition
What kind of fun and cheeky shenanigans are the lower deckers of the NCC-1701-D getting up to?
FauxPseudo, 
Find Blazin Bev’s stash
bionicjoey, Am I the only one who is confused as to how this is BINGO? This is just a list…
ummthatguy, 
The meaning of things tends to get lost over time. There’s no grid involved, just a hit-list of odd challenges for younger/inexperienced crew. Please enjoy this marshmelon.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/46fac992a0dc5a6433b5f60b94f38c34/tumblr_nam1o8BlPQ1sp4nfqo1_500.gif
Thisfox, Ah, so you don’t know what bingo means. I see.
ummthatguy, “Blackout bingo” where the grid becomes irrelevant. This whole post is based on A Strange New Worlds episode where the game was simply a list to be completed.
dejected_warp_core, (edited ) I like this list but we really need to stop with the senseless violence against warp cores.
ummthatguy, dejected_warp_core:
https://y.yarn.co/60bc78e7-682a-4856-9302-717b61c26b3e_text.gif
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Who said fun was senseless?
EmergMemeHologram, Place Spot in Warf’s quarters again
ummthatguy, It would be dishonorable to deny that cuteness.
EmergMemeHologram, He is a good cat, he is a pretty cat
Spot, 
Kolanaki, 
Lasting a minute against Moriarty doesn’t seem very difficult. Especially since I’m not Sherlock, and wouldn’t be able to pursue him even if I wanted to. 🤷🏻♂️
satanmat, Jeffries tunnel races. Nacels to bridge. (Data DQ)
ummthatguy, Keep an eye on those cheating bastards from Delta Shift!
EmergMemeHologram, Did he erect an elaborately timed series of force fields to impede the other contestants, which was not explicitly called or as poor behaviour beforehand?
ummthatguy,
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, Compete to see who can rebuild Lore the fastest
dejected_warp_core, I feel like, no matter how that plays out, everyone loses.
FlyingSquid, 
Reassign Guinan to Engineering. Watch the hilarity ensue before the ship explodes.
ummthatguy, (edited ) Never know. She, like Pelia, may have some training from decades/eons past.
Froyn, Guinan, the George Santos of the Enterprise.
ininewcrow, 
Eject the warp core for some reason
ummthatguy, Some young Shaxs tomfoolery.
teft, (edited ) 
Last 1 minute with Moriarty…with the holodeck safeties disengaged.
ummthatguy, (edited ) Even if he chooses not to kill you, he’ll destroy your self-confidence through verbose mockery.
teft, Holodeck safeties on or off he still destroys you.
StillPaisleyCat, (edited ) 
What I would like to see is Moriarty vs Garak, ‘cutting remarks’ for the win.
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