FordBeeblebrox,

Multilingual jokes are extra funny on multiple levels

VelvetStorm,

Fuck man this one is a real groaner

originalucifer, (edited )
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primary qualifier of 'dad joke'

Yamainwitch,

Time to add this to my collection of memes and hilarity, the expression is just perfect

Zorque,

"Faux pa" literally talking to his own daughter.

ursakhiin,

Faux because he’s not a real person

Zorque,

Bruce Maddox, is that you?

samus12345, (edited )
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“Faux” as in he’s an artificial lifeform, not as in he’s not a real father.

Zorque,

But he's still a real life form, even if he wasn't created in the traditional human way.

originalucifer,
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is he human or an artificial human

Norgur,

You know how dry Vulcan looks?

They are really missing a pond'far

CeruleanRuin,

Like an engineer doing turbo lift maintenance, this works on multiple levels.

kakes,

As a non-dad that loves dad jokes, I’m going to make liberal use of this one.

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