Relationship Goals
logicaltuvok, Oo-mox p’takhs.
pruwybn, 
Look a ledgers?
negativenull, 
DS9 episode called “The House of Quark”, where he accidentally kills a drunk Klingon, is forced to marry the widow. The window’s finances are a disaster, so he excitedly goes over all her finances, setting things in order (he enjoyed this part).
See @dejected_warp_core’s comment for a more thorough set of events.
pruwybn, Thanks, I was confused by the grammar.
theforkofdamocles, Is it just missing the t in at? I’m still confused.
pruwybn, Yeah, seems like it.
bionicjoey, When you teach Gowron how to use Microsoft Excel
jawa21,
Sharpiemarker, Quark got a lot more than that. He also got respect, second base/hand on thigh, and a little bdsm. All in all, a good day.
dejected_warp_core, (edited ) You forgot:
- Got Klingon married
- won survived a duel with a (very angry) Klingon
- Trounced said Klingon with scathing financial evidence, disgracing him publicly
- Saved his wife’s house (whole estate with social standing intact)
- Secured wife’s place on the council
- Got Klingon divorced
No idea if he got to keep those furs.
gravitas_deficiency, An edit to the last point, as well as one more
- got amicably Klingon divorced (which is no mean feat)
- still on very good terms with the Klingon ex as far as we know
negativenull, A glorious Ferengi day!
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