A most honorable dessert (or breakfast? I wont judge) (startrek.website)

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I don’t even care that none of it makes sense.
I know people who only poop at home. I can’t imagine being out in space for years. With holodeck technology… Someone is bound to have written a program that simulated their bathroom at home.
From Cabin Boy (1994) featuring Ann Magnuson aka Admiral Clancy.