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booty, in trees are pretty great.
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unrealistic, the botanist didnt reply “ah yes, it is the humble [some latin bullshit], my fifth favorite tree in its order, most noteworthy for the shape of its leaves. it’s actually most closely related to carrots.” and then, of course, add “fuck yeah big tree”

TonyTonyChopper,
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Classy,

I can understand your sentiment, but when I look at a giant black maple and say, “yeah this thing is related to lychee fruits”, I’m not saying it to be a snob. I just think the world is an amazing place and love to share it

GreenMario, in logarithms

It’s LOG it’s LOG 🪵 it’s better than bad it’s GOOD! 👍

benderbeerman,

It’s LOog it’s LOog It’s big It’s heavy It’s wood

cmhickman358, in Oopsie!

“Whoops, I dropped my monster admission pass that I use for my magnum botanical garden.”

blackbrook,

It’s not the size of your arboretum…

Rozz,

It’s not the growth of your trees

It’s the arrangement of your gardens

BewilderedBeast, in pssssss
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If my customer sent me this much detail, I would be a happy tech.

mindbleach, in When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray!
affiliate, in 🌿👀🌿

their loss king

solariplex, in When a grid's misaligned with the one that's behind, that's a Moiré

Thanks, TIL!

rhythmisaprancer, in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.
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One of the craziest interactions I have seen was when a Peregrine Falcon attacked a Canada Goose in flight. We were watching the goose fly up canyon and the peregrine must have thought it was too close to its nest or something. Only time I've heard a goose make a sound like that!!

Thade780, in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.
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Pretty sure my daughter runs faster when there’s a spider in her room.

Narrrz, in When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray!

when the moon hits your knees
and you mispronounce trees
sycamore

Zehzin, in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.
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A tiny tardigrade shot off a .50 bullet. It would probably survive too

LazaroFilm, in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

On earth = cheetah

In the skies = dumb falcon

Mechaguana, in You heard me.

I was checking for counter examples and then I understood why this was upvoted

ladicius,

If you find any counter example please let us know.

Pretty sure some people would find it interesting.

lugal,

Let me try: to narrow down a bit, we take a subset of uneven numbers. We know that almost all prime numbers are even so lets pick prime numbers at random and see what happens:

5+7=12 (even)

3+11=14 (even)

13+9=22 (even)

2+2=4 (even)

I’m out of ideas but maybe someone can take this approach and land somewhere.

letsgo,

Species 8472 has three legs. Three is an odd number. Four would be an odd number of legs for a member of Species 8472 to have. Three plus four is seven, which is odd (2x3+1). Two odd numbers can therefore add to an odd number.

gamermanh, in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.
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That’s the fastest animal above earth, silly

MrSpArkle, in I am so connected to the earth rn.

Have a good rest of your day go fuck yourself bye.

amda,

Why such agressivity?

Squiddles,

It's a reference to the way that a certain youtuber ends their videos. "Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't". Highly recommend checking out that channel--dude just loves botany and running his mouth.

amda,

Will do, thanks!

ObstreperousCanadian,
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Is this a reference to Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t?

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