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geophysicist, in I just want to do some funny Python stuff man

Move to industry!

SatanicNotMessianic, in I just want to do some funny Python stuff man

I was colleagues with one professor who hated academia so much that he refused to take on any grad students who wanted to go into teaching.

hexaflexagonbear,
@hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net avatar

? What? That’s like the status quo. There’s famously a bias among professors against teaching-stream grad students, they prefer grad students who attempt to become professors as well. Unless you mean the professor prefers people who seek careers outside of academia?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

It’s to protect them. Academia is not nice to those who just want to do X due to the publish-or-perish model. You can teach with a master’s.

SatanicNotMessianic,

I am talking about a single person. I’m not going to name them for obvious reasons but they are in an area where the commercial desire for PhDs is extremely high, and the compensation vs that of academia is also higher. They were disappointed with the PITA and politics aspects of academia that they made the decision that their line was ending with them. We sometimes for our own amusement trace lines of descent in academia - who was a student of whom, and what that means for their core ideas and approaches - and he decided that he would not be bringing any more academics into the world.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

lmao he’s not wrong

lugal, in smh

Guy is on the fediverse

Lophostemon, in smh
  1. Sketchy boats
  2. Crossing borders at night and getting under/through fences.
  3. Being smuggled in.
DigitalTraveler42, (edited ) in smh

The Leviathan migration route, the Crack the Skye migration route, and the Emperor of Sand migration route.

Rom, in Entire Observable Universe so far by Pablo Carlos Budassi
@Rom@hexbear.net avatar
julianh, in thx for coming to my ted talk

Neuroscientists are just brains that talk about brains to other brains.

Darkard,
goddard_guryon,

Chemists are just bags of chemicals talking about chemicals

Nuklia,
@Nuklia@lemdro.id avatar

Physicists are just atoms talking about atoms

wischi, in hypothesis testing

Could also be small hands, so he probably would also have to take someone else’s fist to really prove it.

lugal,

Both blindfolded. We need a double blind experiment

snake_case_guy,

Let’s add a third one and give them something smaller but comparably hard hard. You know, as a control group.

Zehzin, in Ðððð
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously, more like shut the fuck up

Aggravationstation, (edited ) in hypothesis testing

This concludes your phd physics course. You owe me $500,000

nodimetotie,

you don’t pay for your physics phd

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Probably worth it to watch this guy’s lecture tbh

Cort, in Handy Pocket Guide
supercriticalcheese, in Handy Pocket Guide

Orgosolo Italy

lugal, in Handy Pocket Guide

Orion

edinbruh, in Ploidy!

This will affect the productivity goals of the company

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

muh bottom line!!

helixdaunting, in Ðððð

I (squanch/marklar/aladeen) this meme format. 👍

LillyPip,

Just stop saying it. Gross.

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Ack!

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