rustyredox, 10 months ago

When keeping skeletons in one’s closet doesn’t immediately imply what you think it does:

• “Honestly officer, they’re only redundant backups. Just some copies of the homo sapien genome…”
• “Save it for the judge, you bastard.”
• “Alright, you can confiscate my closet, but I practice a 3-2-1 backup strategy, and you’ll never find them all!”