IronKrill,

I can fix her. I can fix her. I CAN fix her. Get me in there, coach!

thebardingreen,
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

ekZepp,
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As long as she didn’t cut and heat my head afterwards…

theforkofdamocles,

Stupid sexy Flantis!

piranhaphish, (edited )
tacosanonymous,

Worth it.

burgersc12,

The spirit is willing… but the body is spongy and bruised!

queue,
@queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Watchout boys, she’ll chew you up.

Jerb322,
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Woo-hoo here she comes…

bmsok,

It’s cool. I’m a snack.

dohpaz42,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

So you have sex and then die? Where’s the problem?

JoShmoe,

Before you die, you’ll experience flesh being ripped off your face and scalp until you eventually die from bleeding. Maybe the shock will kill you first but I honestly don’t know.

Cyv_,
@Cyv_@kbin.social avatar

1/6... There are 5 more of these out there. Somewhere...

thanks_shakey_snake,

Depending on the terrain you may be able to outrun her. Those cleats will give her the advantage on grass and carpet, but if you can make it to a laminate floor, you’ve got a chance.

moody,

Ain’t no way you outrun her. She can fly.

rockerface,

so… no head?

fossilesque,
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Only after coitus.

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