FUCKING NASA
shadowspirit, This feels like one of those “I’m so stoned” and TIL posts. Speaking of…
RooPappy, Ganymede was a prince. He never boned Jupiter (or Zeus) as far as I know.
768, He was his cupbearer though.
Zoboomafoo, 
No way they didn’t bone
imaqtpie, 
Can confirm. TIL that ancient Athenians were homophobic about Cretans though 😂. Damn Cretans trying to turn Greece gay.
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5fb5dfbe-0558-4a77-bea0-8d0293bb5d69.jpeg
Napain, You mean to say someone made that up !?!??!
Hupf, Those cretins at it again!
GBU_28, Cuppin Zeus bawlz
Affidavit, Someone’s been reading the sanitised version of the story.
TheBat, 
Which ultra PG rated version did you read?
Aussiemandeus, 
That’s what happens when you get a bunch of super smart people in a room
nucleative, It’s like a Futurama joke that flies over most people’s heads
Rodeo, This is what happens when people have a basic knowledge of history and basic background knowledge of their field of expertise.
That’s not to minimize their intelligence and competence; that’s to say that it is expected that astronomers would know the names and histories of major nearby celestial bodies.
TerminalEncounter, 
Uranus’ moons are named after Shakespeare characters which I always think is kinda fun!
Affidavit, Inb4 they all die a tragic but poetic death
buh, 
NAGSA
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