The letter you wish you wrote.
valaramech, 
Just think of how much back and forth must have happened for this person to be so fed up as to include this with a request for publication
moistclump, I. Fucking. Love. This.
Subverb, Good, but saying you’ve sent letter bombs is a step too far. You’re likely to get the FBI called on you out of spite nowadays.
MBM, Instead, we have mailed letter bombs to four or five people we suspected of being reviewer C
Ah, inspired by the author of Boundary Functions for Bounded Harmonic Functions
LillyPip, As an author, mad props to M. Glass.
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