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Kolanaki, in Why is my house so fumking dusty
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Do you live in the southwest in 1930? If so: might have something to do with the dustbowl.

simply_surprise,
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I knew I should’ve properly rotated my crops

voight, in Why is my house so fumking dusty
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Do you ever think about how it’s called dusting instead of de-dusting?

redtea,

I didn’t but now I’m going to stumble over that phrase for the rest of my life as my mouth says it the right way and my brain tells me it’s wrong.

Unless… @simply_surprise when you dust, do you dust or do you dust? That could explain things.

simply_surprise,
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You mean I’m not supposed to be spreading it with a flour sifter?

That explains a lot, honestly.

simply_surprise,
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🤔

Ronin_5, in Why is my house so fumking dusty
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When’s the last time that you changed your furnace filter?

If you don’t have access to that, you tape a filter to a box fan to purify the air. Or go for broke and get a dyson filter / heater.

Also take a moist cloth and wipe down everything once a week, then sweep/mop your floor.

Kultronx,
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to add to this, do you live near a construction site or a busy street? This can greatly increase the level of dust. if not, get fresh air circulating through windows if possible and avoid lighting candles or smoking inside.

Oppo, in I was absent for holidays, did Putin made a New Year Address and what did he say?
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that crown you wear is that obtained from the monarch you killed?

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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Yes lmao

Trudge, in Gigachad
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Absolutely based

big_spoon, in To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ for that
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you need to train your mind in idol culture being a hot anime waifu, and taking side courses of psychology, probably

frauddogg, in Rule
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Never became the dominant life form again yet.

EmmaGoldman, in Jesus
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https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/666cb751-6961-4ecf-a56a-4db94a982d93.jpeg

REEEEvolution, in Average liberal spotted in Aldi

Bwahahaha.

Lucien, in Average liberal spotted in Aldi
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The real PITA crackers are in Whole Foods

DavidGarcia, in Rule

this is society in a nutshell

Rom, in Title
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ngl that room looks cozy as fuck

kig_v2, in Title
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SNORTED

davel, in How LemChapomyDotgradChatDotMl Users Look When You Post 500 Stickers And Emotes Per Month
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posting im-doing-my-part

Rasm635u, (edited ) in Prepare for Unforeseen Consequences
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Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and… shine. Not that I… wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest… and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let’s just say your hour has… come again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and… smell the ashes…

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