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Trudge, in Gigachad
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Absolutely based

big_spoon, in To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ for that
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you need to train your mind in idol culture being a hot anime waifu, and taking side courses of psychology, probably

frauddogg, in Rule
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Never became the dominant life form again yet.

EmmaGoldman, in Jesus
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REEEEvolution, in Average liberal spotted in Aldi

Bwahahaha.

Lucien, in Average liberal spotted in Aldi
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The real PITA crackers are in Whole Foods

DavidGarcia, in Rule

this is society in a nutshell

Rom, in Title
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ngl that room looks cozy as fuck

kig_v2, in Title
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SNORTED

davel, in How LemChapomyDotgradChatDotMl Users Look When You Post 500 Stickers And Emotes Per Month
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ComRed2, (edited ) in Me when I see Giant Squid

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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Wtf is that?

Rasm635u, (edited ) in Prepare for Unforeseen Consequences
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Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and… shine. Not that I… wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest… and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let’s just say your hour has… come again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and… smell the ashes…

Rasm635u, in Me when I see Giant Squid
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Just wait until you see a colossal squid

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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Is it bigger than Giant? Since the current maximum length for Giant Squid is 18 meters, I say current since the older they are, the more deeper they live, which means that we possibly saw not fully grown ones on the surface and they could be even larger…

Rasm635u,
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When you say “bigger”, are you referring to mass or length?

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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Bigger in length, for example T-Rex is the heaviest dinosaur theropod while Spinosaurus and Giganotosaurus are bigger i.e taller and longer.

Bigger in size.

Rasm635u,
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But to answer your question, the colossal squid is more massive (heavier) than the giant squid

BenEarlDaMarxist, (edited ) in Me when I see Giant Squid
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Lovecraftian horror: WITNESS MORTAL! I AM A HORRIFYING BEING BEYOND COMPREHENSION!

Me: …

Lovecraftian horror: WHY AREN’T YOU QUIVERING IN YOUR BOOTS?!

Me: Man what the fuck am I even looking at?

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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Lovecraft favourite word was “unspeakable”. Also, after seeing the true horrors of capitalism, big squid isn’t anything significant.

BenEarlDaMarxist, (edited )
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"I’ve seen comprehensible horrors far more terrifying than your confusing existence will ever impact me."

  • You probably

Edit: In all seriousness, fair, capitalism’s crimes are basically just, crimes against humanity, the show, to the point that any horror you can think of seem like a joke compared to what capitalism and their cronies are willing to commit in order to survive and generate a profit.

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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Speakable horrors.

muddi, in Me when I see Giant Squid

One time someone said something and I misheard them, so the sentence sounded ungrammatical and nonsensical to me, like something beyond my conventional understanding of the world thus far. I instantly lost my sanity

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