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purahna, in Condemn it
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Cysioland,
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Is PepsiCo on the quest to obtain as many Israeli food companies as possible? They’re in on Sodastream as well.

BenEarlDaMarxist, (edited ) in Me when I see Giant Squid
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Lovecraftian horror: WITNESS MORTAL! I AM A HORRIFYING BEING BEYOND COMPREHENSION!

Me: …

Lovecraftian horror: WHY AREN’T YOU QUIVERING IN YOUR BOOTS?!

Me: Man what the fuck am I even looking at?

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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Lovecraft favourite word was “unspeakable”. Also, after seeing the true horrors of capitalism, big squid isn’t anything significant.

BenEarlDaMarxist, (edited )
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"I’ve seen comprehensible horrors far more terrifying than your confusing existence will ever impact me."

  • You probably

Edit: In all seriousness, fair, capitalism’s crimes are basically just, crimes against humanity, the show, to the point that any horror you can think of seem like a joke compared to what capitalism and their cronies are willing to commit in order to survive and generate a profit.

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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Speakable horrors.

Kirbywithwhip1987, in Better Europe, anyone?
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https://c.tenor.com/Wg9fW_XEft0AAAAC/pout-christian-bale.gif

You might as well bring back whole Yugoslavia while at it.

SadArtemis, (edited )
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I figured it was best to leave the Croats (too much hassle, best left a rump state) and Bosnians be, tbh. In my heart I want big Yugoslavia, but Croats in particular are suspect

drndramrndra,

I’d include both completely, but would have to think real hard about Bulgaria

Don’t leave Istra out of Yugoslavia. They were really big on antifascism. It’s not right to let them continue suffering for it. At that point you might as well include the Dalmatian coastline and islands. Amazing for the economy, and very low nationalistic tendencies, especially on the islands. And let’s not forget regions of Krajina that weren’t completely ethnically cleansed.

Think about Republika Srpska. Literally today Stuart Peach came out to say that it can’t be independent. Shit’s really heating up

SadArtemis,
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True; in a later post I changed it around- in the more pessimistic/“realistic” map (ie the one built off what you’re seeing here) I had the other former parts of Yugoslavia return, but under UN supervision- and in the optimistic map I simply had Yugoslavia, whole and happy and mostly uncomplicated.

I actually spruced up the optimistic map some since, but figured I don’t want to flood lemmygrad with maps- but here’s the latest version- (also just realized saving in .jpg rather than .png gives just the size decrease along with already heavy resizing, to upload straight to lemmy) https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/d2b8e981-861f-4a32-8565-6b69d3c93e18.jpeg

drndramrndra,

I can’t open the later one, the image fails to load.

UN supervision, now that’s a horrific idea.

I like this one, Yugoslavia strong! Any non-aligned type of alliances?

SadArtemis,
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I can’t open the later one, the image fails to load.

The imgur link or the uploaded file? Just in case, here: imgur.com/a/A6D7fkj

Any non-aligned type of alliances?

Admittedly didn’t think of non-aligned movements too much in this case. Heavily aligned movements (a communist, anti-imperialist bloc or two, pan-Africanism, pan-Indigenism, pan-Arabism, pan-Celticism)? Sure. Internationalist countries and a global effort to prevent imperialism from reemerging, or western revanchism to cause trouble? Also definitely, sure. But in these scenarios where the west is decidedly out of the game for the foreseeable future- I’d like to imagine, perhaps in real life as well, that a large and common focus would be keeping them there.

UN supervision, now that’s a horrific idea.

Thanks! I had a lot of fun adding it to places, TBH. I figured in borders that would no doubt leave a lot of people angry (not to mention the indigenism and de-Nazification programs underway) such a world would certainly need it. In the “pessimistic” version of the map there are 90 UN mandate regions labeled in total (and 1 African Union mandate), though these labels range from areas as large as Australia, Poland, and the southern half of Quebec, to as tiny as… the Aland islands, London, or a containment zone around Washington DC (most of the areas are approximately Netherlands-sized).

There are also 8 “international cities” (in other circumstances, I likely would have placed a whole lot more), all of which are UN mandates- in my imagining of it, those cities would be under permanent UN governance, with open borders to literally anyone from across the globe- London, Manchester, Birmingham, Paris, the Vatican, NYC (renamed for indigeneity), Washington DC (the aforementioned containment zone), and… Lisbon, because I felt I wasn’t balkanizing Portugal near enough, with just cutting off the Algarves. I had a lot of fun imagining the tantrums that would ensue from that as well. One can assume these to be sanctuary cities, on speed and steroids, but with the humanistic element of no longer being run by neoliberal ghouls which probably comes out as far more than a win.

ComradeSalad, (edited ) in You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Stopping at Berlin!
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Granted, what were the Soviet forces supposed to do? Keep pushing past the lines established during the Yalta conference and fire on the British and Americans to trigger a Third World War? What would the Soviets have gained from several million more dead? In our world they were already facing a devastating demographics crisis that has lasting effects till today, and even if they had somehow achieved some sort of victory, the population would have crashed to irrecoverable levels.

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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Yankees, actually Churchill planned to attack first so it would be self defense if it happened.

ComradeSalad,
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True, but that was an extremely small clique that was laughed at and told to can it. McArthur and Churchill were considered insane for their assault plans.

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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I mean, they were lmao.

ComradeSalad,
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Never said their weren’t

PostingInternational, (edited ) in It gets better

Eh, sorry to burst your bubble, but not really true about Tito. Plenty of Nazis and their collaborators lived their lives through the socialist period and were rehabilitated with honors after the anti-communist nationalists took over in the 1990’s.

The one single example where they did execute a lot of them was, when they were trying to run away to the West killing and burning their way through in the process, even after the Nazi Germany capitulated. They reached the British forces, who returned them to Tito’s partisans…many of whom, with their families, suffered greatly from these Nazis.

To this day Croatian Nazis are holding a memorial on that location (in Austria) backed by the Croatian parliament funds. Memorial was infamous for open displays of Nazi ideology until even Austrians got fed up with it…

The reprisals against Italian fascists and their collaborators were so small in scale, they are rarely even mentioned.

Here’s an article fromAljazeera I googled from 5 years ago and is still relevant. aljazeera.com/…/bleiburg-far-right-croats-to-mour…

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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Ah Bleiburg, most famous place of nazis rallying and crying about how they lost and were thrown in pits. Unfortunately some ran in Argentina or Spain or wherever and waren’t caught. Like for example Vladika Nikolai, a fascist patriarch who supported Holocaust and genocide of Native Americans who is worshipped today as a ‘‘saint’’.

Damage, (edited ) in Meth Man: Arkham Aslume

Super meth bros?

big_spoon,
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here we go!

kig_v2,
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SAY IT WITH UR CHEST

muddi, in Me when I see Giant Squid

One time someone said something and I misheard them, so the sentence sounded ungrammatical and nonsensical to me, like something beyond my conventional understanding of the world thus far. I instantly lost my sanity

DanComrd, in Better Europe, anyone?

Creating a DMZ between Scotland and England is based. However, we are still not far enough away from the Angloids

SadArtemis,
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Sadly, history has shown nowhere is far enough from the Angloids. But ideally, perhaps in this map’s universe England can lose its… particularly English characteristics.

muad_dibber,
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We need someone to change that bugs bunny meme where he’s sawing off Florida, but separate england from scotland.

BenEarlDaMarxist, (edited ) in It gets better
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"Go ahead, call the Führer, what’s he gonna do? Unbomb the mines?"

  • A Yugoslavian partisan probably.
ComradeChairmanKGB, in Fucking emmys FOR 53RD TIME!!!
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Real 10th grade art project energy.

voight, in Why is my house so fumking dusty
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Do you ever think about how it’s called dusting instead of de-dusting?

redtea,

I didn’t but now I’m going to stumble over that phrase for the rest of my life as my mouth says it the right way and my brain tells me it’s wrong.

Unless… @simply_surprise when you dust, do you dust or do you dust? That could explain things.

simply_surprise,
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You mean I’m not supposed to be spreading it with a flour sifter?

That explains a lot, honestly.

simply_surprise,
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🤔

ComradeSalad, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Hoi4 gamer understanding of geopolitics lookin ass map

SadArtemis,
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If the geopolitics for most of these states seem terrible- that’s the point lmao

The goal among various things, is to make western Europe never rise again as an imperialist bloc, with it being an eyesore on a map and its borders having some plausible logic (to keeping states from either imploding or reunifying… well, there are a lot of UN mandates)

Ocommie63, in Better Europe, anyone?

Yes, ha ha ha… YES!!!

cwtshycwtsh, in Condemn it
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Is this Hamas?

PolandIsAStateOfMind, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Weird Yugoslavia not including most of actual Yugoslavia.

Based to remember Sorbia

Galicia-Volhynia is not the best term to refer to the most of eastern Europe.

What about Switzerland?

SadArtemis, (edited )
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Switzerland’s borders were unchanged, so I didn’t bother coloring it in or labeling it tbh (also, Galicia-Volhynia is only referring to the specific westernmost regions of Ukraine)

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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Most of eastern Europe (and western too) is in urgent need of denazification though. Overall map needs more labels.

SadArtemis,
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Fair- I agree tbh. I’d say I was simply being lazy in that regard (mapchart, the site I was using, with the NUTS2 map didn’t go into detail about Ukraine, Russia, Belarus, and Norway among other countries, so rather than go through the hassle of, say, overlaying the map with borders in a different program and from there tracing out different regions I’d want to cut out- I just left them empty, minus the denazification/vague territorial change circles in Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania (all of which I’d have made far smaller) and western Ukraine.

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