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mathemachristian, (edited ) in Better Europe, anyone?

No more Germany. I’m sick and tired of this country. You don’t salvage nuclear waste, you throw it in an abandoned mineshaft and close it off with concrete. Modern day amalekites. barbara-pit

ComradeChairmanKGB, in Why is my house so fumking dusty
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You need to lick it all up

ComRed2, (edited ) in Me when I see Giant Squid

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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Wtf is that?

Nakoichi, in Me when I see Giant Squid
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or just regular squid. Those things are freaky

ComradeSalad, (edited )
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Mmmm Calamari, yum.

I don’t care how freaky it looks if it tastes good.

Bigger squid = More Calamari

huf, in Better Europe, anyone?

why did you make austria bigger? what kind of unhinged shit is this… austria must be balkanized. the west should be annexed by liechtenstein, vienna should become its own country, etc.

originalucifer, in Meth Man: Arkham Aslume
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o0o i got this

"meth"

kig_v2,
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Favorite series from my childhood tbh

KrupskayaPraxis, in Fucking emmys FOR 53RD TIME!!!
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Award shows are a joke, I literally don’t care if my favourite shows, movies and musicians win an award

THE_ANON, in Fucking emmys FOR 53RD TIME!!!

The series was kinda good as in watched till the end . But it is nowhere NOWHERE near the range of BCS

Kirbywithwhip1987, (edited )
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BB and BCS are just their own category which Netflix cannot even hope to reach even in their dreams

CriticalResist8, in Condemn it
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I shall not.

ProfessorOwl_PhD, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Yorkshire would absolutely mandate its own independence if Lancashire got theirs.

SadArtemis,
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True. And I’m all down for that, too. Lancashire got independence as-is to have a nice little land bridge going straight from Cornwall, to Wales, up to Scotland without passing through England at any point of the journey.

SpookyGenderCommunist, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Don’t we shit on libs for doing stuff like this?

Alt history and speculative near future stuff can be fun and illuminating, if done well.

But this is giving “libs making balkanized China maps” cringe energy.

WIIHAPPYFEW,
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I thought this was riffing off of that phenomenon

SadArtemis,
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We’re in a state of post-sarcasm here tbh. Far be it from me to ever back away from a good thing (balkanized Europe, imperialist countries being turned into puny statelets)

SadArtemis,
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We do shit on libs for doing stuff like this- I shit on them specifically, myself.

Difference between libs’ maps and this though IMO is- for one, I think mine is hilarious, and had fun making it. But also, I’m not going about trying to fund or instigate separatists like this (though I won’t lie- if I had the means to both do so, and have no repercussions- I meet neither requirement- I totally would), and certainly not/never terrorists and extremists the likes of which the west always does.

Dunno to what extent it’s cringe in that context. Probably some, but I don’t have much or any personal investment in these maps. I’d love to see half of it IRL, but there’s no expectation unlike libs thinking they’re going to carve up China, Russia, or (insert country here) “when they collapse, any day now…”

…also- while the borders tend to have some minor ethnic or historical context (not always) more than anything else, it’s intended as a Euro-screw. And I’ll never back down from such Euro-screws; at least I’m honest in that regard. The borders are less about “promoting democracy and equality by having a shit-ton of ethno-statelets and separatists” and more “let’s screw England/France/Italy/west Germany to such an extent they will never wield the same influence again that they presently do.” Which if you ask me, for shitposting borders on a map- or even IRL to a considerable extent- can only be a good thing.

kig_v2,
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Wanting to disempower nazis = based

Wanting to disempower socialists = cringe

Imo

WittyProfileName2, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Creating a DMZ between England and Wales isn’t enough, Offa’s Dyke needs to be re-dug and extended.

muad_dibber, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Thx for fixing up Spain, that first one weirded me out.

PolandIsAStateOfMind, in Meth Man: Arkham Aslume
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Imnecomrade, (edited )
Shinhoshi,
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Pokémon: Blue Meth

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