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Nakoichi, in Me when I see Giant Squid
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or just regular squid. Those things are freaky

ComradeSalad, (edited )
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Mmmm Calamari, yum.

I don’t care how freaky it looks if it tastes good.

Bigger squid = More Calamari

staticfanfare, in You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Stopping at Berlin!
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Better Call Stal

ComradeSalad, (edited ) in You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Stopping at Berlin!
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Granted, what were the Soviet forces supposed to do? Keep pushing past the lines established during the Yalta conference and fire on the British and Americans to trigger a Third World War? What would the Soviets have gained from several million more dead? In our world they were already facing a devastating demographics crisis that has lasting effects till today, and even if they had somehow achieved some sort of victory, the population would have crashed to irrecoverable levels.

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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Yankees, actually Churchill planned to attack first so it would be self defense if it happened.

ComradeSalad,
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True, but that was an extremely small clique that was laughed at and told to can it. McArthur and Churchill were considered insane for their assault plans.

Kirbywithwhip1987,
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I mean, they were lmao.

ComradeSalad,
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Never said their weren’t

kig_v2, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Tsh. Nearly the whole continent needs “undergoing denazification” subtitles. 😅Otherwise amazing!!

ledlecreeper27, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Why doesn’t the UAR include all Arab countries?

SadArtemis,
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The map was made with “drawing borders on the present (2023) world” in mind, admittedly. So I simply didn’t think to include them for similar reasons to why I didn’t include all of former Yugoslavia, or remade the Soviet Union… Egypt and the Gulf presumably would need a lot of time to settle into the idea (Jordan, Lebanon, and Kuwait would too, but it “works”)

anarchoilluminati, in ADHD
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Gottem.

REEEEvolution, (edited ) in Better Europe, anyone?

The US and Japan look interesting. Is that a split Philipines I see? Did the prison colony become more or less cringe? India also seems different.

edit: You cheeky bastard! You split Germany up even more, but Swabia still has to suffer Western Germany.

SadArtemis,
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Prison colony definitely became less cringe. As for Swabia, my bad lol, I’ll deal with it when I eventually get to another iteration

jabrd, in Better Europe, anyone?

Virtually every large nation should be cracked up as well if you want to follow through with the logic. The amazonian basin would be a series of micro states. China has what like 50 recognized minority ethnic groups within its borders

SadArtemis, (edited )
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But that’s not what I want, nor what I’d find funny- it would be wholly counterproductive, as it would just leave Europe on equal footing with the rest of the world.

If anything, the next step I’d take would be creating more large federations and supranational unions, though sadly these wouldn’t be very realistic. A United Arab Republic stretching from Mauritania to Oman, the return of the Soviet Union, or Mexico’s historical borders, the East African Federation or some unions of the Congo/DRC, Burkina Faso/Mali/Niger, or Maphilindo… maybe even the dreams of pan-Africanism manifest as some “superstate Africa” or hell, some holy trinity of the Soviet Union reborn, China, and India all holding hands, singing “kumbayah,” and delivering a spanking for the Anglosphere.

If it made any sense whatsoever (sadly it doesn’t), I’d make a “Celtic union” featuring Ireland, Scotland, Wales, the Manx, Cornwall, Brittany, and Galicia as well- or I’d make a true Yugoslavia stretching from Slovenia to Bulgaria, or better yet a Balkan union like was historically proposed, with all the south Slavs, Romania, Hungary, Greece, and Albania- hell, bonus points for Cyprus and Turkey as well. Or I’d revive al-Andalus, but this time with all the other Maghreb states in a union. Or of course, the most ideal borders would simply be an entirely Soviet Europe.

The whole point is an (entirely and completely deserved, but also hypothetical shitpost of a) western Europe screw.

jabrd,

Oh I thought we were fucking around with taking national liberation to its logical conclusions and breaking things up into as small of chunks as possible. Didn’t realize it was a piss take in the other direction

SadArtemis,
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With me it’s always a piss take in the other direction 👍

SpaceDogs, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Can I ask why Lisbon is it’s own thing?

SadArtemis,
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Because it’s funny. And Portugal being left alone (other than the loss of the Algarves and various islands) didn’t seem fair

SpaceDogs,
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That’s fair lol. The Açores are finally free!

ProfessorOwl_PhD, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Yorkshire would absolutely mandate its own independence if Lancashire got theirs.

SadArtemis,
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True. And I’m all down for that, too. Lancashire got independence as-is to have a nice little land bridge going straight from Cornwall, to Wales, up to Scotland without passing through England at any point of the journey.

space_comrade, in Better Europe, anyone?

I’m sorry but this is just complete nonsense. Sami people getting their own state would be cool I guess but otherwise this is just an arbitrary clusterfuck, especially the balkans.

SadArtemis,
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FWIW it was totally meant to be a clusterfuck and a (partial) shitpost in the Balkans. Russia, Belarus, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, and even Moldova and Transnistria all took big happy bites out of Ukraine for instance. And Slovenia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, and Yugoslavia all took bites out of Croatia as well- and then there’s Hungary and Yugoslavia biting bits off of Romania…

The intent was always to create a EU/NATO screw, and to play different member states off each other, making a scenario where there could be nothing to be done for certain states, but stewing in bitter impotence.

Rom, in Better Europe, anyone?
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All borders are bourgeoisie, death to all states

kig_v2,
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Socialism must be secure before communism can be realized. Which will mean not only ensuring the entire world is developed, everyone has superabundance, all major deadly conflicts are largely resolved and interracial, interethic, and international grievances are healed, and the lingering ideologies spawned from America’s international brainwashing operations have been excised, but then we will have to deal with our first major related challenge as a unified species: climate change.

I mean, nothing will suddenly switch overnight, as the world becomes more socialist or even more internationally interested in peace and cooperation, borders will become more porous. Death of US empire alone will see to this beginning.

Calling borders “bourgeoisie” comes off to me a little weird.

Rom, (edited )
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I mean I wasn’t being entirely serious. But of course, the end state of communism is the absence of nation-states.

SpookyGenderCommunist, in Better Europe, anyone?
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Don’t we shit on libs for doing stuff like this?

Alt history and speculative near future stuff can be fun and illuminating, if done well.

But this is giving “libs making balkanized China maps” cringe energy.

WIIHAPPYFEW,
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I thought this was riffing off of that phenomenon

SadArtemis,
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We’re in a state of post-sarcasm here tbh. Far be it from me to ever back away from a good thing (balkanized Europe, imperialist countries being turned into puny statelets)

SadArtemis,
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We do shit on libs for doing stuff like this- I shit on them specifically, myself.

Difference between libs’ maps and this though IMO is- for one, I think mine is hilarious, and had fun making it. But also, I’m not going about trying to fund or instigate separatists like this (though I won’t lie- if I had the means to both do so, and have no repercussions- I meet neither requirement- I totally would), and certainly not/never terrorists and extremists the likes of which the west always does.

Dunno to what extent it’s cringe in that context. Probably some, but I don’t have much or any personal investment in these maps. I’d love to see half of it IRL, but there’s no expectation unlike libs thinking they’re going to carve up China, Russia, or (insert country here) “when they collapse, any day now…”

…also- while the borders tend to have some minor ethnic or historical context (not always) more than anything else, it’s intended as a Euro-screw. And I’ll never back down from such Euro-screws; at least I’m honest in that regard. The borders are less about “promoting democracy and equality by having a shit-ton of ethno-statelets and separatists” and more “let’s screw England/France/Italy/west Germany to such an extent they will never wield the same influence again that they presently do.” Which if you ask me, for shitposting borders on a map- or even IRL to a considerable extent- can only be a good thing.

kig_v2,
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Wanting to disempower nazis = based

Wanting to disempower socialists = cringe

Imo

pinguinu, in It means Japanese sword
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DanComrd, in Better Europe, anyone?

Creating a DMZ between Scotland and England is based. However, we are still not far enough away from the Angloids

SadArtemis,
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Sadly, history has shown nowhere is far enough from the Angloids. But ideally, perhaps in this map’s universe England can lose its… particularly English characteristics.

muad_dibber,
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We need someone to change that bugs bunny meme where he’s sawing off Florida, but separate england from scotland.

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