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ComradeChairmanKGB, in Why is my house so fumking dusty
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You need to lick it all up

Addfwyn, in Why is my house so fumking dusty

We invested in a roomba-style robot that has actually been fantastic. Less for the “I am lazy and don’t want to hoover my flat” and more for its ability to reach places I can’t easily. Keeps under the sofa/bed/etc pretty tidy. Also change the A/C filter regularly never hurts.

redtea, in Why is my house so fumking dusty

I vacuumed under the bed this week. Highly recommend it but maybe close your eyes so you don’t see how much dust is actually under there!

simply_surprise,
@simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I just vacuumed my ceiling fan so I’m in the same boat!

felhfeltetel,
@felhfeltetel@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Why would you want to cool your ceiling? /s

voight,
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Oh god the cobwebs. The cobwebs are still down there. I forgot. No! No!!!

huf,

i found a decomposing dead mouse under my bed once. i have no idea how, but it didnt smell at all.

voight,
@voight@hexbear.net avatar

I’m going to have to make sure I root around underneath the cabinets and whatnot now

dditty,

It was probably mummified

huf,

the wood flooring under it did soak up some of the juices… never did get that stain out.

bennieandthez,
@bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml avatar

no way, you must’ve got accostumed to the smell lmao.

huf,

i could smell the other rotting mouse (this was at another time) that was hidden under the kitchen furniture, behind the skirting. i could smell that super well. took me two weeks of tearing my hair to find it though.

this one was on the floor under my bed, directly below where i put my head. the bed has an open bottom, so nothing to prevent airflow.

i really dont know.

Ronin_5, in Why is my house so fumking dusty
@Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml avatar

When’s the last time that you changed your furnace filter?

If you don’t have access to that, you tape a filter to a box fan to purify the air. Or go for broke and get a dyson filter / heater.

Also take a moist cloth and wipe down everything once a week, then sweep/mop your floor.

Kultronx,
@Kultronx@lemmygrad.ml avatar

to add to this, do you live near a construction site or a busy street? This can greatly increase the level of dust. if not, get fresh air circulating through windows if possible and avoid lighting candles or smoking inside.

bennieandthez, in Why is my house so fumking dusty
@bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml avatar

dust is my worst enemy fr

voight, in Why is my house so fumking dusty
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Do you ever think about how it’s called dusting instead of de-dusting?

redtea,

I didn’t but now I’m going to stumble over that phrase for the rest of my life as my mouth says it the right way and my brain tells me it’s wrong.

Unless… @simply_surprise when you dust, do you dust or do you dust? That could explain things.

simply_surprise,
@simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml avatar

You mean I’m not supposed to be spreading it with a flour sifter?

That explains a lot, honestly.

simply_surprise,
@simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml avatar

🤔

ksynwa, in me thinking 2024 will be great
@ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Seems like you have been hit pretty hard by this development

deliberalization,
@deliberalization@lemmy.ml avatar

things will never be the same again

PeregrinoCinzento,

But hey, its just a theory, a comment theory!

Oppo, in I was absent for holidays, did Putin made a New Year Address and what did he say?
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that crown you wear is that obtained from the monarch you killed?

Kirbywithwhip1987,
@Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Yes lmao

voight, in I was absent for holidays, did Putin made a New Year Address and what did he say?
@voight@hexbear.net avatar

Hm, I haven’t checked John Helmer’s blog in days, so I have no idea. Good question.

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