Routinely Greeting Six Neighbors Maximizes Wellbeing Outcomes
Chickenstalker, How to “greet” neighbours:
- Do an outdoors BBQ
- Let the smell waft to their house
- Knock on their door and invite them to join you
- Have wild sex orgies
Meowoem, Me: (greets six neighbors)
Neighbor 1: the government are lizards and you’re a lizard too!
Neighbor 2: I didn’t ask you a god damnthing!
Neighbor 3: …
Neighbor 4: what the fuck are you looking at? I’ll smash your face in if you don’t fuck off
Neighbor 5: the lizard people are government and you’re a government too!
Neighbor 6: she left me because them woke warriors filled her head with bullshit saying it’s abusive when I hit her!
[Wellbeing maximised]
TH1NKTHRICE, Alternative headline: People with highest well being scores choose to greet 6 or more neighbors.
Correlation ≠ Causation
Jakdracula, 
Fuck that.
radix, 
Why do you say that?
CeruleanRuin, Most of my neighbors are total dick bags. Greeting them once was plenty.
radix, Sorry to hear that. As Jackolantern@lemmy.world said, feel free to greet us instead :)
Jackolantern, Let’s try to make this a world a better place, on greeting at a time
CeruleanRuin, That’s why I’m here! :)
AlmightySnoo, 
now I need 6 random lemmings I could greet
RozhkiNozhki, 
Hi!
AlmightySnoo, Hello!
timp80, Hi!
AlmightySnoo, konnichiwa!
Elferrerito, Ola 👋
AlmightySnoo, Shalom!
wrath-sedan, 
Hello, neighbor!
AlmightySnoo, Hallo!
HonoraryMancunian, Well hello there
Two more to go!
AlmightySnoo, Hello!!
That’s it, I got my 6 hellos. Article says 6, not more, so I won’t be saying hello anymore 😤
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