Meowoem, 1 year ago Me: (greets six neighbors) Neighbor 1: the government are lizards and you’re a lizard too! Neighbor 2: I didn’t ask you a god damnthing! Neighbor 3: … Neighbor 4: what the fuck are you looking at? I’ll smash your face in if you don’t fuck off Neighbor 5: the lizard people are government and you’re a government too! Neighbor 6: she left me because them woke warriors filled her head with bullshit saying it’s abusive when I hit her! [Wellbeing maximised]
Me: (greets six neighbors)
Neighbor 1: the government are lizards and you’re a lizard too!
Neighbor 2: I didn’t ask you a god damnthing!
Neighbor 3: …
Neighbor 4: what the fuck are you looking at? I’ll smash your face in if you don’t fuck off
Neighbor 5: the lizard people are government and you’re a government too!
Neighbor 6: she left me because them woke warriors filled her head with bullshit saying it’s abusive when I hit her!
[Wellbeing maximised]