Meowoem, 1 year ago

Me: (greets six neighbors)

Neighbor 1: the government are lizards and you’re a lizard too!

Neighbor 2: I didn’t ask you a god damnthing!

Neighbor 3: …

Neighbor 4: what the fuck are you looking at? I’ll smash your face in if you don’t fuck off

Neighbor 5: the lizard people are government and you’re a government too!

Neighbor 6: she left me because them woke warriors filled her head with bullshit saying it’s abusive when I hit her!

[Wellbeing maximised]