21Cabbage

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21Cabbage,

Chaotic good?

21Cabbage,

It might be because I’ve been slamming IPAs this afternoon but that’s the best example of “it’s funny because it’s true” I’ve seen in a while.

21Cabbage,

Showing me a picture of a hardware switch when my point was about software settings is pointless.

21Cabbage,

You certainly could wire that up and I was aware of that when I made my comment but if you think any of your electronics, especially the big corp home devices like the Google home or Amazon Alexa, are wired like that then you’re out of your mind.

21Cabbage, (edited )

Are you actually surprised you can’t unplug a microphone from the settings menu?

21Cabbage,

You’re the one that thinks an integrated microphone would just ‘turn off’ because you tapped on a touchscreen so maybe cool it with the schoolyard insults you tossed some elemental chemistry into to make yourself sound smarter.

21Cabbage,

Pretty sure I was talking about the subject of the post and not, as many have pointed out, all the ways you could possibly wire up a fucking microphone.

21Cabbage,

Well I’m the only Linux nerd I know nor have I ever met another one in person and I’m a medium, could probably get away with a small if I had a touch more self confidence.

21Cabbage,

A Foundation MTF exploring a temporal anomaly would also work, though I think less people would understand.

21Cabbage,

Yeah just makes it harder to reset

21Cabbage,

Yeah the sheer possibly of being put on the “get murdered by vigilantes while the general public cheers” list certainly makes pissing your pants a more viable option for most people.

21Cabbage,

The trucks and the way they’re driving has me guessing southern Asia, the fact they’re on a mountain road backs that too. Wherever it is it isn’t western, parts of the US have and probably will again put people on the sex offender registry for taking a piss in the open like that, and I doubt Europe is much friendlier.

21Cabbage,

One of the few screenshots that’s funny every time I see it.

21Cabbage,

Other than it’s now these fuck’s kids were dealing with and they’ve diversified the focus their hatred a little.

21Cabbage,

So, given the artist, do you think he was implying that Kissinger would’ve gone to hell for his actions or for being Jewish?

21Cabbage,

That’s fantastic and I’d use it if I thought more people would get it.

21Cabbage,

Definitely using “who disturbs my damned doorbell” in the future.

21Cabbage,

If I recall correctly in the very early tests it was the inventor himself wearing the vests.

21Cabbage,

A lot of those public bathrooms have stupid high pressure, back in high school one of my friends came up to the group and ushered us into the bathroom to show off that he had kicked a sink off the wall, and the water pressure from said sink was spraying water HARD against the opposite wall.

21Cabbage,

You imagine finally passing a kidney stone in a public bathroom and it hits the bowl just right so the toilet fucking explodes.

21Cabbage,

Y’all have multiple sets of loungewear?

21Cabbage,

I know he’s not but he looks really cuddly.

21Cabbage,

That’s some solid hotel life bullshit. I currently live in a hotel hastily converted into apartments and the one thing they were sure to do in the renovation is add a kitchen to each room because last year when it was just a hotel they started calling apartments some real bullshit happened in regards to cooking.

21Cabbage,

That’s the first pun I haven’t seen before in a long time, thanks for that.

21Cabbage,

If depressing comics week and wholesome memes were combined this would be one of the posts.

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