A_Random_Idiot

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A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

What kind of 12 year old smartphone addict shit is this, that thinks fax machines, paper copies, cash and floppies are bad things?

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

because Reductio ad absurdum is easier than confronting hard truths they don’t want to accept and possibly risk firing off a dreadful thing called a “thought” in that inert mass of jello they call a brain.

A_Random_Idiot,

I don’t drink energy drinks, or tea, and I do occasionally drink caffeine, just not coffee.

A_Random_Idiot,

I dont drink coffeee… What distro am I?

A_Random_Idiot,

I don’t think I’ve ever even touched an apple device… not at least since Apple IIs in school.

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

Upvote/DownVote/Likes/Thumbs Up/Etc etc are all bullshit and have ruined online discourse by, for the majority of online interactions, gamifying and distilling it into whatever reaction the poster… on some subconscious if not conscious level, whatever will get them the most positive praise and trigger that dopamine dump in the brain.

And thats when its not just dogpiling people who are saying things that are true, but you just dont want to hear.

internet would be better if this shit never existed.

A_Random_Idiot,

needed something to replace the jumper cables

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

That sounds like some of that woke socio-commu-liberalism to me.

/s for the oblivious

A_Random_Idiot,

I’ve never seen a walmart with more than 1 lane open.

if the line gets too long, then a manager comes out to strongly encourage you to go through self checkout.

Like, no, I have a cart full of shit, and you aint paying me. Open more lanes, you fuckface.

A_Random_Idiot,

Not to mention demanding accoutn owners be responsible for hundreds to thousands of dollars of fraudulent purchases made when their account gets hacked and stolen, Often telling them they cant have their account until they pay off all the hackers debt.

A_Random_Idiot,

There are plenty of other cheaper, better made cars out there, that don’t have stupid bullshit like charging you to replace the entire backseat because the seatbelts stained.

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

They preferred to delay the flight while they unloaded our baggage

Thats the part that would have me launched to the moon on a red hot rage rocket.

Cant take 30 seconds to let me board because your shitty fucking service told me it was delayed? But you’ll delay the plane 20 minutes to dig my baggage out of the hold and make everyone elses day on board miserable?

What kind of United Airlines level of pure customer hatred is that?!

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

I won’t go back to BK, because BK has gotten brain damage and thinks its fine dinning and that its okay to charge ridiculous sums of money for shitty burgers.

Shitty burgers that I was okay eating when they were 2 bucks, but I aint paying no 7+ dollars for that bullshit. Nah. Fuck you. Pull your heads out of your asses.

Also, in my experience, the ice cream/shake machines are never actually broken… They’re just a PITA to clean so no one wants to run them and have to clean them after shift.

A_Random_Idiot,

I think one of the necessary secondary support powers would be for time to flow normally for anything you touch.

Otherwise air would be frozen and you’d suffocate.

A_Random_Idiot,

They did until they learned about the Reapers, at least

A_Random_Idiot,

Hellooooooo The Great Outdoors and Harry and the Hendersons.

A_Random_Idiot,

This isnt brave or pushing boundaries.

This is just an imbecile commiting suicide with extra steps.

A_Random_Idiot,

Nothing.

I hate having to have my goddamn phone on me all the time, and thats in my pocket.

last thing I want to do is have some piece of shit, ad-laden security back door as part of wearable fashion.

A_Random_Idiot,

Thought for sure that was gonna be the MJD video. How wrong I was.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdRSq9cetVY

A_Random_Idiot,

posting takes effort.

I dont want to make effort.

I just want to shit on other peoples effort. /internet

A_Random_Idiot,

Anything that wakes you up at 3am during a moment of political strife, I think.

Which items/products were you once able to get from local shops on a whim that you now more or less have to order online?

Sometimes I find myself shopping for things that I’d prefer to go out and get within the same day, but now I’d have to order and wait a few days to get…So I’m wondering what some of those things may be for you?

A_Random_Idiot,

appliance parts.

Used to be so many stores that sold parts for self repair. Most of them have disappeared (at least around me), and the few that remain are either a ridiculous drive away, or ridiculously expensive. Like, sure, I could drive 3 hours to your store, buy the part I need for 70 bucks, and drive 3 hours back home.

Or I can go online and order the part and have it in a day or two for less than quarter of the price.

A_Random_Idiot,

Oh yeah, I only get OEM stuff.

I dont get the knockoffs. I don’t want to do the job 5 times in a week, be out the money, and go get the OEM part anyway.

A_Random_Idiot,

Yes.

Because 20 years of social media have programed people to behave in very fake, upvote/like/positive attention dopamine reward center overdriving manners of actions to maximize attention and reward.

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