AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

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AlligatorBlizzard,

Or like a mile from downtown San Francisco.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’m surprised some tech company hasn’t put waterproof touchscreen devices in their employee locker room showers so that their employees can reply to email in there.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Oh, hey, I worked attractions and merchandise at DAK back in 2008-2014 with a few gaps in there. And same, it was nice to just chill in the parks. Did you get to do any of the cast backstage tours? I got to go on one to the Haunted Mansion, that was really cool to see.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I got to do a track walk of Dinosaur too, did you know that Dinosaur is just a re-themed Indy? They pointed out where the boulder would be on the other ride during the walkthrough. Disney did not put much effort into Dinoland at all, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard,

It is kinda funny to imagine Minnesota being run by a bunch of based satanists feeding kids and such.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Have an extremely angry upvote. I don’t even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I’m also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Didn’t they also do a cranberry sauce flavored soda in that pack? I bet a cranberry soda would be pretty good.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I worked at McDonald’s for a bit in college. I was a vegetarian at the time (still am) and smelling like the grill all the time made me constantly queasy - I looked fantastic at 150 pounds but I lost 30 pounds in three months working there and it genuinely wasn’t healthy.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Is a hot dog a type of haggis? Or is haggis a type of sausage?

AlligatorBlizzard,

You can actually find a group that manages to play with some regularity?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Even an iguana can ruin your day, and the iguana wants to ruin your day.

AlligatorBlizzard,

TIL the scorpions in Australia probably won’t kill you.

AlligatorBlizzard,

For that price, I’m guessing that was a Japanese 3DS that someone modded and re sold in the US?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Pickle ornaments are a traditional thing for some people, but it’s a whole pickle and not a hail corporate jar. The jar is kinda funny too though. I’ve thought about getting pickle ornaments for the trans women I’m friends with as a joke, IDK if the whole jar would be funnier though.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Sure, but you’re still not getting that traitor rag back.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Mr. Bubbles didn’t have a soul? 😭

AlligatorBlizzard,

Wasn’t this the same parody truck stop from the Piss Jug Man thing?

AlligatorBlizzard,

I took a year of French in middle school. My class learned this song, it’s brutal, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard, (edited )

I’m like 95% sure I’ve seen that somewhere around Orlando, and the sign looks like a Turnpike sign, but the turnpike doesn’t go to Tampa unless you go turnpike to I-4…

EDIT: there’s a less crunchy image on Reddit, apparently FDOT posted it to Twitter. That is definitely a Florida Turnpike sign (sorry for linking to Reddit)

EDIT 2: Found the original tweet via wayback machine, which was deleted by FDOT (gee, I wonder why?) and it’s somewhere in Palm Beach County (Lyons Road to the Turnpike), not Orlando.

AlligatorBlizzard,

It’s real girl scout!

AlligatorBlizzard,

I love Trek but I don’t really care for McFarlane’s sense of humor, is the Orville worth checking out anyway?

AlligatorBlizzard,

This is how I found out Kissinger finally died. Hell yes.

AlligatorBlizzard,

commagazine

Kbin is great, but magazine is the worse term… but I’d take it over whatever Brangelina ass name you just came up with, lol.

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