AngryCommieKender

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AngryCommieKender, (edited )

It’s not our fault! Our Kg, and possibly our Meter stick, got stolen by pirates, and we never got a replacement!

(This is mostly a joke)

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

800,000 to 1,000,000. That’s how many Tutsis were killed by the Hutus in the Rwandan genocide of 1994.

/s in case that isn’t blatantly obvious

AngryCommieKender,

It’s been 2 hours, where are progress pics?

AngryCommieKender,

Then again, I have no idea what the difference between vi, vim, emacs, and nano are, so roast away!

Lol. Git Gud, Noob.

AngryCommieKender,

Waterpik Sonic Fusion. I brush before bed, and wake up feeling almost “from the dentist” clean. Also the whole thing has timers so I don’t have to worry about that.

Is there an artist so horrible that no matter how hard you try that you cannot separate their art from them?

Similar to the recent question about artists where you can successfully separate them from their art. Are there any artists who did something so horrible, so despicable, that it has instantly invalidated all art that they have had any part in?

AngryCommieKender,

That’s an urban legend that started about Ron Jeremy.

AngryCommieKender,

Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really…

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

I remember seeing the second plane hit while I was at work, live on the news. I kinda paused in shock, and said, “well fuck. We’re going to war.” The owner of the shop closed up for the rest of the day, and reopened at 6am the next day. We were normally 24/6.

AngryCommieKender,

Someone needs to coordinate an S.C.P. containment team cosplay to crash the Ren faire

AngryCommieKender,

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do hats fit

Do hats fit my frog?

Do hats fit my frog?

Do hats fit my frog?

They do. His name is Zog!

I’ve been going to the store

How many hats should I buy for him?

Ahhhhhh, NINE!

Ahhhhhh, NINE!

I’ve been going to the store

How many hats should I buy for him?

Ahhhhhh, NINE!

Ahhhhhh, NINE!

Do-do-du-loot-doot-dinna-lunna-loot! Dinnuna-oota-loot!

AngryCommieKender,

I have a spice rack that takes up a large portion of my bugout bag. I guarantee that when I start cooking and whip out some Saffron, powdered Sumac Berries, and Turmeric for a rice dish, and people will just want me to stick around and cook for them. Especially since I also have my, my father’s, and my grandfathers BSA manuals, each of which has different pictures of various edible plants, herbs, and spices that can be found in the various parts of the world.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Lemmy even shows ninja edits. On Reddit you had a few minutes to get a quick edit in before it would be marked as edited. Lemmy gives the mark even if you edit within 5 seconds.

Like so

AngryCommieKender,

And that’s how you create an Arch Unstable user

AngryCommieKender,

So you think that The Christ was a moron? He is the literal archetype bearded, sandal wearing, tree hugging cursing (ok that one is weird), hippie. Hell, he told his followers to go live in communes…

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Not really. The US has completely unchecked capitalism if you aren’t wealthier than $100,000,000, as does the rest of the world thanks to a court that the IMF set up. If your country has a resource the capitalists want to exploit, and the people or government don’t allow it, they will sue you in this international court and use the US military to impose fines of billions of dollars per year in “lost revenue.” Much of Africa and South America can tell you all about it.

Capitalism and communism are economic systems not political theory.

AngryCommieKender,

They also are the only apex predator that refuses to eat us. Orca overall will eat anything, but each individual orca pod has their own unique diet. This means that if a polar bear is found by the “wrong orcas,” (from the polar bear’s perspective) the polar bear gets eaten. Yup that’s right. The largest and deadliest land predator is prey for orcas. That being said, if an injured seal is near the “right orcas,” since seal isn’t on their menu, they’ll either totally ignore the seal, or maybe bump it towards the shore. Humans are off their menus, and we don’t know why. The last recorded Orca attack in the wild happened in the late 1800s and if the records are to be believed, the human in question was doing everything they could to piss off that orca. The orca in question bit the human, tasted what it had bitten, and immediately let go. The human got a gnarly scar, but kept his arm. (This doesn’t apply to Orcas in captivity that we gave massive psychological trauma to.)

My theory is that around 200,000 to 250,000 years ago, just as we were getting started as a species, an orca decided to kill a sick, injured, and or young human, and the response that we gave them terrified the orcas that saw it so much that they told all the other orca that you don’t eat the hairless apes. They will kill everyone that tries.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

I would have loved for the SSSC to have been built as well. It probably wouldn’t have found the highs boson till 2010 or maybe as early as 2009. The computer technology of the 90s would have severely limited the things ability to be understood. CERN creates GB of data per second. I can’t imagine what that thing would have done, and then we need to be able to process that much so we can filter out the noise.

I was 12 when it was announced that they weren’t gonna finish buildt it, and even though I was just a kid in IN, something shattered for me that day. That was almost as bad as watching Challenger.

AngryCommieKender,

So start tying up bundles of dead trees and sink them?

/s

Seriously though, that would be an easy solution for hemp roots, and hemp captures 10 times the amount of carbon in one harvest, the thing is that you can harvest hemp 4 times a year in many places, and 80% of the carbon is stored in the roots. If we compressed the roots and dumped them to the bottom of the Marianas Trench, that might be a viable solution that we could get funded. You can make a shit ton of stuff out of the plant (including both food and biofuel) and only release back 20% of the carbon.

AngryCommieKender,

Not if you are old enough. The only nice part about being in my early 40s is that when I tell someone that, “yes, I’m that picky/shallow,” they seem to just accept it and move on. I’m old enough that when I tell someone “this is the bare minimum that I expect,” they accept that and move on.

The only strange part for me at this point is that the bare minimum I expect is that you a) are able to take care of your own needs, just as I do, b) are keeping up with your exercise routine, and will be willing to help both of us in pushing each other to better heights, and c) you aren’t vapid, and can actually hold a conversation. I’m not interested in being your professor/father/educator exclusively. I want to challenge you, just as much as you challenge me.

Literally every potential partner I have met cannot fulfill these, IMHO, pretty basic requirements. The only real benefit of being this shallow/picky is that now people finally respect my choices.

AngryCommieKender,

Just FYI. Thanksgiving is the original blatant Cultural Appropriation. Thanksgiving was one of 13 harvest feast that the Native Americans in the area would hold each year. That’s one of the reasons that Canada and The US celebrate it on different days.

We also stole most of their constitution, except the bit about “no law shall be passed that doesn’t directly benefit all the children of the next 7 generations.”

They had existed relatively stabley for 25,000 years, and we fucked it up, stole what we wanted, and trashed the rest.

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