Anticorp

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Anticorp,

Beautiful.

Anticorp,

TIL throwing Mrs. Dash on a chicken breast and putting it on my George Foreman Grill makes me a cook!

Anticorp,

Pedro is also masculine as fuck.

Anticorp,

Can you funny?

Anticorp, (edited )

I would say that they’re worse than local hardware stores. Not only is it really difficult to get help in a Home Depot, but they rarely have any even remotely specialized. Lets say you need a specialized gasket to fix your bidet. Home Depot probably doesn’t have it, and if they do, they’ll make you search for it for an hour, and then make you buy 12 of them for $10. The local hardware store will have a little white haired dude who knows exactly what you need, exactly where it is, will explain how to prevent it from going bad again, and will sell you one gasket for 37 cents.

Anticorp,

IKEA does this trick with the furniture they sell you. You think you’re getting a wooden desk, but really it’s two sheets of super thin wood glued into a cardboard box, or some foam.

Anticorp,

ACE hardware is definitely a lot better than Home Depot.

Anticorp,

BLUE! 42! 42! Hut!

Anticorp, (edited )

Over time the mortgage payment is less expensive than it was at first, due to inflation. My rent is 3x more than my neighbor’s mortgage because they bought their house 15 years ago.

Anticorp,

So Disney has been the Borg this whole time.

Anticorp, (edited )

Instead of making it awkward, perform the Austin Powers photography monologue.

“Yes. Yes! YES.”

“NO! NO!”

“Yes”

Anticorp, (edited )

You and I may have different objectives at an Italian restaurant. Yours sounds more fun.

Anticorp,

You’re supposed to taste it before you have them do their little cheese ritual. All that intelligence, and like 7 wisdom.

Anticorp, (edited )

Nick Cage reached a level of Hollywood success that few can accomplish. Then he was like, “meh, I’ve already won. I’m going to go back to accepting every role that comes my way”.

Anticorp,

Why would anyone want a CRT TV though? We used to prefer CRT monitors for gaming because they had faster refresh rates, but that’s not really an issue for television, and gaming monitors have superior refresh rates now.

Anticorp,

Oh that’s true. I tried to play some old Nintendo games on my Switch, using my 65" OLED flat panel TV and it was horrible.

Anticorp,

Quark would never lower himself to speaking anything human. He views humans and the Federation as inferior and foolish.

Anticorp,

Quark can say human, he’s just unwilling to do so. He makes it into an insult instead.

Anticorp,

I always think of Hearthstone’s rogue, every time I see this phrase.

Anticorp, (edited )

Isn’t that also Lt. Broccoli?

Anticorp,

I wonder if the entire time he was thinking his team must be running a monster offense since he hadn’t had to defend in so long.

Anticorp,

So nobody thought to tell the goalie that the game was over? He didn’t hear anyone leaving the field, or the crowd dispersing? This is weird, especially since snopes says it is true.

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I had a babysitter like that. One girl literally kicked my ass when I refused to go to bed, as in she kicked me right in the ass and told me more was coming if I didn’t get. Just like with Calvin, it worked. I went to bed and shut up.

Anticorp,

Ouch. I hope you’re doing better now.

Anticorp,

Very similar to coming down from a drinking binge.

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