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How long does it take to walk from New York to Europe? Cause she wanted to go to times square but I sent her to London instead.

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When I try to smile like that I make babies cry

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Just start pulling it every chance you get. Just reach right in and grab it. She will shave just to get you to stop or leave you :/

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I prefer dubbed Japan anyways

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Don't you sully the Ferengi name like that. They do a valuable service to the federation. Where else are you going to buy self sealing stem bolts on the edge of federation space?

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Just bring your own fork this time. I'm not sharing again.

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I believe it.

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I used to go thru this every night at the olive garden. 12yr olds can be so mean.

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Have that knife going thru your eye and move it back and forth constantly and you will know what cluster headaches feel like.

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Taco Bell has tried to kill me more than once. After the 6th time I said enough was enough.

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You're in luck. I just opened a place behind the Wendy's dumpster. Right next to the rude Popeyes.

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Take the day off but it's back to work tomorrow guys :(

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The box ones are disgusting. Worst side, half is soaking wet and half is somehow dry and chewy but inedible.

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I think someone needs a vacation. @Lydia_K, the Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai.

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I'm working today, plus spending time on Xmas presents for all of you

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The episode's title is pretty good: A Fistful of Datas

My best try: Crusher's Delight

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That begs another question, is it gif or is it hif?

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A Rick is just a bizarro world Rich and they should never be trusted. Or it's the other way around, I can't remember. Avoid Brians too

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They have a lot of time to fill in these episodes so I don't blame them. I like the scenes just for atmosphere, but making fun of them is so easy.

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She knows which one ice cream comes from. Now just got to wait for winter.

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It kinda looks like she's enjoying it

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All 39 seasons? You are a madman!

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I'm not surprised at all he tried to cash them. Meanwhile, my auction for a trump shaped turd still has no bidders :(

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