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99.9% of guys with this issue are lying. The remaining 0.1% usually trim their dick back to prevent it.

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As someone who works from home every day feels like the same day.

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Bah humbug

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Thank you! I thought it was some kind of paradox danish at first.

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Rikey needs snoo snoo!

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What is ASMR? What isn't ASMR? If the sounds of farts give you tingles is it art or is it just a fart? I wish this comic cleared those questions up for me.

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It's much easier to jump, just remember to pump up your reeboks first 👍

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Looks more like a tribble to me

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Where's the duct tape? Should have won an Oscar for best supporting actor that year but it lost to Batman's codpiece.

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I only yell at it when I do something wrong."Why didn't you stop me, now I'll never make it to Oregon!"

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I throw them in my salads

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I only wear a sundial but I admit it's hard to tell the time when it's cloudy or night out. Forget telling time inside too.

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Too bad the photographer gave them away. There was no survivors.

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No argument, stovetop sucks. But green bean casserole 👍

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It's not your fault. You are to add to have remembered...

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When I saw the Candyman in the opening I thought it was going a different direction

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I didn't understand or care for it when it first came out but now it is one of my favorites. I love the characters, Kai Winn warts and all :⁠-⁠)

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Directed by Michael Bay

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There's vomit on his sweater, from baloney.
And 2 coneys

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You are a voterd! Good job human.

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You picked a hell of a day to try and quit. I'm just about to start watching

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I usually get the AR-15 pizza but the glockburger is always a good choice.

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Yeah but you got a glass of wine and a slick outfit now.

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Logan's Run had the hottest people and no boomers to infate housing prices so I'm going that direction. Welp, time to head to carrousel

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He probably does it while eating slaw

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