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I used to go thru this every night at the olive garden. 12yr olds can be so mean.

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Have that knife going thru your eye and move it back and forth constantly and you will know what cluster headaches feel like.

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Donuts are healthy foods compared to sodas and Starbucks

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Chocolate glazed donut: 19g
Starbucks grande frappuccino: 60g

Donuts = health fuud

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Uh oh, more whataboutisms from the sugar industrial complex. Don't worry guys, I'm on your side!

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Taco Bell has tried to kill me more than once. After the 6th time I said enough was enough.

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It's the best 3 hours of my day

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That joke took quite a voyage. Its five year mission,
To explore strange new words,
To seek out new cites,
And new publications.
To boldly go where no joke has gone before.

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You're in luck. I just opened a place behind the Wendy's dumpster. Right next to the rude Popeyes.

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Take the day off but it's back to work tomorrow guys :(

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Your going to want to get the extra strength windshield wipers with 200 p.s.i. washers to clear off the remains of humans.

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Where's the duct tape? Should have won an Oscar for best supporting actor that year but it lost to Batman's codpiece.

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The 80s were a hell of a drug.

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I only yell at it when I do something wrong."Why didn't you stop me, now I'll never make it to Oregon!"

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I throw them in my salads

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I only wear a sundial but I admit it's hard to tell the time when it's cloudy or night out. Forget telling time inside too.

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Too bad the photographer gave them away. There was no survivors.

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  • no fucking swearing
  • no paying for content if it can be pirated
  • cats are our overlords
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No argument, stovetop sucks. But green bean casserole 👍

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The cardassians sure knew how to make a dark and dreary space station. Not an easy task.

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The box ones are disgusting. Worst side, half is soaking wet and half is somehow dry and chewy but inedible.

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