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Burninator05, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in TIL

The mode human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton. The average human body doesn’t have enough.

Burninator05, to asklemmy in What's something you'd like to leave behind in the old year and not carry into the new year?

About 50 pounds.

Burninator05, to lemmyshitpost in The advancement of humanity

My take away is that while I can’t eat this wrapper, any other wrappers that do not explicitly tell me not to eat them can and should be eaten.

Burninator05, to lemmybewholesome in Unstoppable grandma

Hello Grandmother. It is, me, your other grandson. I have heard that you have an abundance of cake and are delivering it to your grandchildren but I have not heard from you. Have you forgotten my phone number?

Burninator05, to asklemmy in Lighthearted, upbeat shows for adults?

Try Better Off Ted. It only ran for a season and a half but it was funny.

Burninator05, to lemmyshitpost in If only it was like that

Ok is -273.15 C.

Burninator05, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.

Burninator05, to comicstrips in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

The problem isn’t that our parts wear out. The problem is that most critical ones aren’t easily replaceable and the most important one is designed specifically to not be removable.

Burninator05, to lemmyshitpost in When you let boomers run social media accounts

That seems accurate because using Edge makes me want to get off.

Burninator05, to lemmyshitpost in See? You still have a chance!

44 million live in Asia, 14m in Africa, 7m in Europe, 6m in North America, 4m in South America, 400k in Australia/Oceania

Burninator05, to memes in I need it

Up is exactly the direction I like numbers to go!

Burninator05, to linuxmemes in They caught us

A pupper so swell they named an OS after him!

Burninator05, to lemmyshitpost in We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔

You can’t see the moon’s turtle because it doesn’t have one because it’s a sphere.

Burninator05, to asklemmy in If Trump loses in 2024, do you think he'd run in 2028?

Exactly this. The man hasn’t stopped campaigning since he rode down that escalator in 2016. A month after his inauguration in 2017 he kicked off his 2020 re-election campaign so the donations could keep coming.

Burninator05, to memes in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game

At least you got the right one. I accidently got kathy_ireland_nude_boobs.jpeg.bat. It was not the happy day I hoped it would be.

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