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Bye, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

So you are going to wear some kind of pants that you can’t take off easily for 3 days. Maybe some kind of medieval armor, or a fursuit.

Gatorade has tons of calories because of the sugar, and it will leave nothing to poop out. It will give you the critical electrolytes (plants crave them) that you’re missing from food. Take a multivitamin too.

But it doesn’t have enough calories, and you need stuff to go in your stomach so you don’t suffer being empty on your temporary Gatorade diet. eat white bread. Your body metabolizes almost all of it, so there’s almost nothing to poop out.

You will need to poop out all your poop before doing this, so good hydration and veggies beforehand will clean you out. No need for laxatives, just switch to your new and stupid diet 36 hours before you need to stop pooping.

Good luck on your medieval battle reënactment or orgy.

Bye, to asklemmy in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

Many people, including myself, are too dumb to understand that other people don’t value the same thing in us that we value in others.

You see them try and become what they like, in order to try to appeal to others. “Well I wish I got more attention, so I’m going to give tons and tons of attention to others”. “I wish someone would make a grand romantic gesture to me, so I’m going to do that to someone else”. That kind of thing.

This is sometimes called “fundamental attribution error” although I think that concept covers a bit more ground.

Bye, to asklemmy in Why do people not understand that you can agree with one thing someone said or did while disagreeing with the majority of what they stand for?

It’s because we live in an age where people use the tactic of “well I just like this one thing he said” as a gateway to awful shit.

Bye, to programmer_humor in Happy New Year Coders.

Dude what, replace all of those with me skiing while my mouse jiggler keeps my slack status active lol

Bye, to science_memes in Probability.... Need I say more?!

I don’t like this comic because the frequentist statistician is operating with an effective n=1. You’d ask the detector 1000 more times, and use those results to get your answer.

Bye, to memes in Fedposting

The point is to mock those that post this kind of thing seriously. It’s to make you realize there is sometimes merit in the “stop having fun” side of things.

Bye, to cyanideandhappiness in Random 11-6-2017

I don’t know man, mine just keeps getting better. I have a dog now. Shit’s amazing.

Bye, to science_memes in It's ok R, we still love you for diagrams.

I love R, we are best friends. Life is wonderful when basically every function is vectorized by default.

Bye, to asklemmy in What are some places you can spend time where you're protected from the elements and it doesn't cost anything to be there?

IKEA. Just sit on the sofas and hang out

Caves. There are caves all over the place. Bring a gun in case there is a bear.

Abandoned buildings.

Freeway overpasses.

The sewers.

Subway/train/bus stations.

Basically anywhere you find a lot of homeless people.

Bye, to memes in The Season of Warmth and Hope

If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

Bye, to mensliberation in Opinion: Why do so many young white men in America find fascism ‘cool’?

You’d think that, but no, there are tons of people on the left who code “white people” as bad. It just pushes these guys (and gals) to the right.

Bye, to asklemmy in How would you rate my stick?

Solid 7 stick

Could use a bit more girth and gnarl

Bye, to memes in "BLUE LIVES MATTER"

There are so many people who love cops and hate Israel, I don’t know what you’re talking about OP.

Personally I’m on team acab but I think israel has a right to go after hamas since they did a terrorism. That doesn’t mean they should kill innocent people; but on the other hand, look at how many German civilians were bombed to death in world war 2; it’s how war works.

A country’s responsibility is to their own people first, almost always at the expense of foreign people. In the case of Israel, it may be that their security is won at the expense of the Palestinians from whom they stole their land. So they are acting in the interest of Israelis.

But cops are different, they attack their own countrymen and enforce a power dynamic within the country that is bad for the country’s own citizens; specifically protecting the interest of capital. They are enemies of the state within the state. Different thing.

Bye, to memes in Is the cure to male loneliness the Third Impact?

Congratulations!

Bye, to archaeology in Egypt pyramid renovation sparks debate

Yes and they should have fixed it all the way in my opinion, but that would have been bad for tourism.

The granite was looted thousands of years ago, so the pyramid is long overdue for some maintenance.

I know archaeologists debate this, since many say that the pyramids have been known as ruins since antiquity, but it’s kind of weird to say “well it’s been that way forever and people like it, so let’s leave it”.

We have a very good understanding of how they were originally, and they would still be amazing if fixed. Just doing one of the smaller pyramids is a great way to dip our toes into restoration.

Like if you had an old rusty classic car in your front yard, and you and your neighbors thought it was cool looking to have it there. But if it were restored, people could really see its beauty, and it would last longer. Both are valid things to do; I just happen to think that the restored car is better.

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