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Cap,
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Asked her out but she gave me the cold shoulder :(

Cap,
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Looks like a character out of one of those Cockstar games.

Cap,
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No shoes, lives in a tree, animal skin clothes, but somehow has access to an optometrist.

Cap, (edited )
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Probably in there half an hour too playing around with his knife and widdling stick.

Edit: Should be whittling stick - keeping the typo up though. Maybe there is some inadvertent cleverness to it...but probably not.

Cap,
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@tigeruppercut Definitely a typo on my end and not a clever pun. Won't edit it though, let the world see my mistakes!

@MrSebSin @Albbi

Cap,
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This skull of Gowron is supposed to stay white for twenty years. What's it been, seventeen, eighteen? Peggy, where's that receipt?

Cap,
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I see nothing but winners here.

Cap,
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When I see one of these I immediately go for my pants. I'd rather have a damp thigh for 10 minutes than deal with this thing.

Cap,
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I'd like to show that ass in a blimp my dick in a box.

That's enough Internet for me today...

Cap,
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This is how R2-D2s are made!

Cap,
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I don't see the nutshell.

Cap,
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Hello. Yes, I'd like one nightmare for the evening, please.

Cap,
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Well...spit it back out I guess.

Cap,
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Hose water was the best tasting water. Must of been all them chemicals. If I die young, avenge me, take down Big Hose.

Cap,
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It's nice until you have to go to the store.

Cap,
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TL;DR: Don't care

Was a baby when it was done so don't remember any of it. Been this way my whole life so have nothing to compare it to. Never bothered me, never was a topic of conversation, and nobody ever cared...probably because it is extremely common where I live.

Cap,
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Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

Cap,
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At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

Cap,
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Mine is the infinity debt stone.

Cap,
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Life IS hard which us why I don't have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter's full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

Cap, to AskKbin
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Do you think the Titan submarine incident is worthy of a Darwin award?

patchw3rk, to AskKbin
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What are some missing features that you'd consider crucial to the success of kbin?

Cap,
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I don't know about crucial, and I'm not sure if it exists already and I just can't find it, but I'd love to be able to preview a comment or post before submitting it.

kreynen, to AskKbin
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Do Moscow Mules taste different if they are served in a pure copper mug or a copper mug with a stainless steel lining?

Cap,
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Did a little digging and saw this:

Some experts say that the mug enhances the individual flavors of the ginger beer, vodka, and lime. The copper begins to oxidize when the vodka touches the walls of the mug, they say, which slightly boosts the aroma and enhances the taste of the vodka.

Knowing me, I'd never be able to tell the difference. As long as there is a strong kick to my Mule I'm a happy Muleteer.

Cap,
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I can hear my mom yell at me, "You're letting all the air out!"

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