That's certainly one way to smooth things out...
chemicalwonka, 
steal_your_face, 
Why is Lemmy so horny today?
tias, …today?
Lemminary, Every day 😏😊
AVincentInSpace, Because we came here from Reddit, and the Reddit hive mind has been stuck in the gutter for as long as anyone can remember
sxan, 
Well done; smooth… but also glazed.
evanuggetpi, My wife always says she has less wrinkles there afterwards.
WashedOver, 
Lucky guy…
LemmyKnowsBest, oh yeah I love it when he cums on my eye creases & forehead
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, what does that mean? i don’t know if I want to know
z500, (edited ) 
When you go over to a baker’s house and he “glazes” your “donut”
kittenzrulz123,
Toldry, 
GEX
BautAufWasEuchAufbaut, 
the joke is gay sex
SpaceNoodle, Any anal sex, really
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, But why the border of the anus are now smoother lol okey i understand glazing but not smoothness
SpaceNoodle, (edited ) There’s less of a pucker after the orifice has been dilated
bdonvr, Not necessarily gay
WashedOver, Apparently if you say “no homo” after it doesn’t count?
Lemminary, (edited ) It’s true. You free tonight, homie? No homo (ok maybe a just a little homo)
PatFussy, When you come home for enchilada night.
Cap, 
I see nothing but winners here.
EsteemedRectangle, Well take a shower, for fuck’s sake
Kolanaki, 
I wish a homie would come over and glaze my doughnut hole 😩
PerogiBoi, 
Let’s make u a Boston crème.
Slow, What kind of cream is this?
don,
Slow, Thanks, I threw up.
Lemminary, Brb, gauging my eyes out
SayJess, 
Don’t let your dreams remain dreams! I too would like the glazing. It sounds fun!
pineapplelover, Apparently donut holes are not actually holes
Slow, these donuts look like a…
don, donut.
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